Spasmodicus
@spasmodicus.bsky.social
Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.
Dick waving watch.
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Dick waving watch.
Those poor pandas.....
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Those poor pandas.....
Pikeworthy scholarship winner.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Pikeworthy scholarship winner.
Yeah, it's not r/SubtleCocks, is it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Yeah, it's not r/SubtleCocks, is it.
Opinion has swung. Have positions solidified?
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Opinion has swung. Have positions solidified?
May he have many companions. And a murder of crows for music.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
May he have many companions. And a murder of crows for music.
Visually and utilitarian, certainly. I have misgivings about gravity, scotch and older men.
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Visually and utilitarian, certainly. I have misgivings about gravity, scotch and older men.
Squatting in a kilt. Is it brave or foolhardy? We'll soon know.
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Squatting in a kilt. Is it brave or foolhardy? We'll soon know.
Slimmed down some.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Slimmed down some.
Guess we'll be pissing into the tent, then. Kazakhs be warned.
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Guess we'll be pissing into the tent, then. Kazakhs be warned.
Or sized-up that morning.
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Or sized-up that morning.
'Weekend at Bernies 3 : The Rottening' trailer is out.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 AM
'Weekend at Bernies 3 : The Rottening' trailer is out.
Was Carney the only other native English-speaking member? Trump driveling away at the saddest group of translators in the world will make great TV.
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Was Carney the only other native English-speaking member? Trump driveling away at the saddest group of translators in the world will make great TV.
Blunder-achieving B hole Bleats, Baas.
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Blunder-achieving B hole Bleats, Baas.
Merit based organization. Equal distribution of loogies is essential for agent morale.
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Merit based organization. Equal distribution of loogies is essential for agent morale.
I saw this and noticed something odd. US, Canada, Greenland and Venezuela were flag-covered. But not Mexico. Dunno why.
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I saw this and noticed something odd. US, Canada, Greenland and Venezuela were flag-covered. But not Mexico. Dunno why.
Standing where Carney stood, sputters and drops like a strings-cut puppet into a pile of ill fitting clothes. Thunderous applause.
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Standing where Carney stood, sputters and drops like a strings-cut puppet into a pile of ill fitting clothes. Thunderous applause.
Cthulu could be heard clapping its' tentacles with gusto.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Cthulu could be heard clapping its' tentacles with gusto.
They're awaiting their cue from Emperor Yamtits before reporting. Cue his nocturnal Truth excretions.
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
They're awaiting their cue from Emperor Yamtits before reporting. Cue his nocturnal Truth excretions.
45k. Tight prose.
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
45k. Tight prose.
Speciesist question.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Speciesist question.
Lovely. If a person brought along 2 or 3 friends similarly equipped and unnerved. Havoc!
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Lovely. If a person brought along 2 or 3 friends similarly equipped and unnerved. Havoc!
Put them on skates. 'Nuff said.
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Put them on skates. 'Nuff said.