SpattySoil
@spattysoil.bsky.social
Fleeing the Mire, I have come to indulge in the Gay Arts
Game developer who consistently fails to release actual complete games. You can find me dying in your local gutter
Game developer who consistently fails to release actual complete games. You can find me dying in your local gutter
I can do nothing but salute you for directing your immense skill toward such a fun and cool cause. The leading edge of humanity... is ★LONE★
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I can do nothing but salute you for directing your immense skill toward such a fun and cool cause. The leading edge of humanity... is ★LONE★
Oh my god I never expected fanart of this game lmao. There's a great Let's Play of this by SuperGreatFriend, it's an incredibly entertaining game and very original. The devs really went out on a limb with this!
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Oh my god I never expected fanart of this game lmao. There's a great Let's Play of this by SuperGreatFriend, it's an incredibly entertaining game and very original. The devs really went out on a limb with this!
Demon's Souls is great. I was late to the party only getting to it after DS3 but it's got its own unique flavour that is most satisfying.
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Demon's Souls is great. I was late to the party only getting to it after DS3 but it's got its own unique flavour that is most satisfying.
Curious which games you're interested in playing. I'm currently playing... Zexion!
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Curious which games you're interested in playing. I'm currently playing... Zexion!
Incorrect because Ariane can create infinite darkness
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Incorrect because Ariane can create infinite darkness
Tifa limits are incomparable *casually hits with a dolphin, chains directly into suplex*
January 18, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Tifa limits are incomparable *casually hits with a dolphin, chains directly into suplex*
This is fucking genius lol
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
This is fucking genius lol
Seriously underappreciated. This is the good shit
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Seriously underappreciated. This is the good shit
When the brainrot is all too literal
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When the brainrot is all too literal
Need to put Nos in a gokart so I can land my NOSferatu joke
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Need to put Nos in a gokart so I can land my NOSferatu joke
Hacker voice: I'm in
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hacker voice: I'm in
Hell yeah. That absolutely rocked me as a kid when i rented it on VHS lol. Orson Welles kicks ass in it, the perfect casting for "I don't care" + infinite gravitas
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hell yeah. That absolutely rocked me as a kid when i rented it on VHS lol. Orson Welles kicks ass in it, the perfect casting for "I don't care" + infinite gravitas
Samus escapes Problem Planet with 30 seconds to spare. Very unfortunate outcome for Problem Planet, but on the plus side... no more Problems!
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Samus escapes Problem Planet with 30 seconds to spare. Very unfortunate outcome for Problem Planet, but on the plus side... no more Problems!
>> And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
>> And they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
They say our people have no present
only a past filled with horror
and a future they can only dream of
Now we forge a new alliance
To guard the tomb of space
And to find within its cold expanse
The salvation of our race
>> I remember stories of a glorious civilization
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
>> I remember stories of a glorious civilization
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
of cities with spires that reached the sun
of a blue planet with vast seas
of people with myths of humanity
everlasting
of children who saw
in the embers of dying stars
the destiny of their race
A brilliant game, and what an intro. Literal POETRY that is a pleasure to re-watch even decades later. Brilliant writing throughout.
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A brilliant game, and what an intro. Literal POETRY that is a pleasure to re-watch even decades later. Brilliant writing throughout.
Hell yeah. I always remember the Nintendo Magazine feature where they showed a view inside the suit, where Samus is like a 6'4 Amazon on the inside. The only to way to fly
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hell yeah. I always remember the Nintendo Magazine feature where they showed a view inside the suit, where Samus is like a 6'4 Amazon on the inside. The only to way to fly