@spazzpawb.bsky.social
I am more than my sexuality. It's not all spray on glitter and dancing in my underwear.
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I am more than my sexuality. It's not all spray on glitter and dancing in my underwear.
What in the world? That was totally out of left field! I mean look at that trek! Look at it! I mean...How did I even DO that?
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
What in the world? That was totally out of left field! I mean look at that trek! Look at it! I mean...How did I even DO that?
Alright, it looks like the algorithm is based on stuff I say. So on behalf of that:
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NAKED GAY MEN HAIRY GAY MEN HAIRY WELL HUNG BLACK TOPS JOCKSTRAPS BIG PENISES STOCKY DUDES HAIRY STOCKY DUDES HAIRY GAY WELL HUNG BLACK MEN GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Alright, it looks like the algorithm is based on stuff I say. So on behalf of that:
NAKED GAY MEN HAIRY GAY MEN HAIRY WELL HUNG BLACK TOPS JOCKSTRAPS BIG PENISES STOCKY DUDES HAIRY STOCKY DUDES HAIRY GAY WELL HUNG BLACK MEN GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY
NAKED GAY MEN HAIRY GAY MEN HAIRY WELL HUNG BLACK TOPS JOCKSTRAPS BIG PENISES STOCKY DUDES HAIRY STOCKY DUDES HAIRY GAY WELL HUNG BLACK MEN GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The movie was called The 40 Year Old Virgin
As if there's something wrong with that
As if there's something wrong with that
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The movie was called The 40 Year Old Virgin
As if there's something wrong with that
As if there's something wrong with that
Conservatives are saying "We don't have a culture anymore! There's no games like GTA5 anymore!"
Isn't it funny how GTA5 was released in 2013 under the... *checks notes* ...Obama administration?
I don't even like video-games.
Isn't it funny how GTA5 was released in 2013 under the... *checks notes* ...Obama administration?
I don't even like video-games.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Conservatives are saying "We don't have a culture anymore! There's no games like GTA5 anymore!"
Isn't it funny how GTA5 was released in 2013 under the... *checks notes* ...Obama administration?
I don't even like video-games.
Isn't it funny how GTA5 was released in 2013 under the... *checks notes* ...Obama administration?
I don't even like video-games.
Well, you're all growing mustaches so I guess I have to grow a mustache mow, too.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Well, you're all growing mustaches so I guess I have to grow a mustache mow, too.
Am I the only one who gets it? Or am I just playing a joke on myself? Who else will understand and come along with me for the ride?
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Am I the only one who gets it? Or am I just playing a joke on myself? Who else will understand and come along with me for the ride?
Reposted
Drive home yesterday. Mountains popping out of the fog and clouds with a sunset shining brightly in the west, casting light onto said mountains 🏔️
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Drive home yesterday. Mountains popping out of the fog and clouds with a sunset shining brightly in the west, casting light onto said mountains 🏔️
Why am I seeing so many workout posts? I think it's great that the world is going to gym but...like, why am I seeing this?
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Why am I seeing so many workout posts? I think it's great that the world is going to gym but...like, why am I seeing this?
Have you figured it out yet? I'm making FUN of sex.
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Have you figured it out yet? I'm making FUN of sex.
How can BlueSky have chased all the conservatives off its platform but X-Twitter hasn't chased off all the liberals? I'm not playing sides, I just don't get it. In fact, there seem to be more liberals on X-Twitter than ever, in spite of it being run by an AI-slop pushing alt-right billionaire madman
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
How can BlueSky have chased all the conservatives off its platform but X-Twitter hasn't chased off all the liberals? I'm not playing sides, I just don't get it. In fact, there seem to be more liberals on X-Twitter than ever, in spite of it being run by an AI-slop pushing alt-right billionaire madman
Okay, so after a day of looking for hot black tops on Blue sky, I've learned from my timeline that the Dilbert guy said some uncool stuff, Minnesota is on fire and oh yeah, we're going to war with Canada. Why is it so hard to find well-hung guys? That's really all I'm here for. I found one, though!
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Okay, so after a day of looking for hot black tops on Blue sky, I've learned from my timeline that the Dilbert guy said some uncool stuff, Minnesota is on fire and oh yeah, we're going to war with Canada. Why is it so hard to find well-hung guys? That's really all I'm here for. I found one, though!
Why am I seeing so many posts about dudes who are proud of their haircuts?
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Why am I seeing so many posts about dudes who are proud of their haircuts?
I'm listening to one of Alice in Chains' later albums, with the new singer who sounds just like the original singer, and the first word that comes to mind when listening to this music is...sludge. No wait! That's not a bad thing! It's just the first word that springs to mind when I hear their music.
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm listening to one of Alice in Chains' later albums, with the new singer who sounds just like the original singer, and the first word that comes to mind when listening to this music is...sludge. No wait! That's not a bad thing! It's just the first word that springs to mind when I hear their music.
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Well, good to see BlueSky hasn't outlawed nudity the way the Puritans over on X-Twitter have.
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Well, good to see BlueSky hasn't outlawed nudity the way the Puritans over on X-Twitter have.
I'm about to get weird up in here. Like "Godspell" weird. Makeup and everything. And it's going to be quasi-erotic and it might involve chocolate whipped cream and Cracker Barrel marble cheese and generic ZzzQuil from Amazon if you're VERY lucky. So let's get our freak on, shall we? 3...2...1, GO!
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm about to get weird up in here. Like "Godspell" weird. Makeup and everything. And it's going to be quasi-erotic and it might involve chocolate whipped cream and Cracker Barrel marble cheese and generic ZzzQuil from Amazon if you're VERY lucky. So let's get our freak on, shall we? 3...2...1, GO!
Some people are afraid of rats.
Others are afraid of bats.
Me? I'm afraid of squirrels.
I just don't like squirrels, if I'm outside smoking a cigarette and a squirrel brushes past me I get unholy sensations up and down my spine. Something about those critters just freaks me right the heck out.
Others are afraid of bats.
Me? I'm afraid of squirrels.
I just don't like squirrels, if I'm outside smoking a cigarette and a squirrel brushes past me I get unholy sensations up and down my spine. Something about those critters just freaks me right the heck out.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Some people are afraid of rats.
Others are afraid of bats.
Me? I'm afraid of squirrels.
I just don't like squirrels, if I'm outside smoking a cigarette and a squirrel brushes past me I get unholy sensations up and down my spine. Something about those critters just freaks me right the heck out.
Others are afraid of bats.
Me? I'm afraid of squirrels.
I just don't like squirrels, if I'm outside smoking a cigarette and a squirrel brushes past me I get unholy sensations up and down my spine. Something about those critters just freaks me right the heck out.