Unless it involves Brad Pitt speaking Patois, I'm not interested.

The ANACONDA remake has "contractual obligation" written all over it. It screams "Ash Can film". The rights to ANACONDA or whatever were probably going to expire, so they threw this thing together and hoped they broke even on it.

I refer to it as “Older.”

Good lord. It’s a long story but before COVID, I had a job that required me to listen to his music for three weeks. I was ready to walk into the sea.

OUR PEEDOM!

And like the '85 Bears, they are NOT letting you forget it.

I once saw a Pabst tall boy perched on top of a urinal. Were they emptying or refilling?

And then someone is like "The Founding Fathers fought and sacrificed for your right to drink pee! We are free to drink pee! I have a new bottled version called Freedom Pee."

ABSOLUTE RACCOON

We've got pots that need a-breakin', let's get to work.

The one thing I've always wanted to do is tattoo my knuckles. On both hands. If I could do that and no one would care? I'm good.

Before you ask: I'd get Castlevania power-ups, naturally. Left hand is the sub-weapons, right hand is Dracula's body parts.

Furries take care of their own, dunno what else to say.

(belts) DON'T DO IT IF YOUR SQUEAMIIISH

Figures a cartoonist would criticize others for their lead times.