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Laura Simms
@speakersimms.bsky.social
Insurance loss control consultant (I find monsters under the bed for commercial and industrial accounts)
Donna: I have important computer tips. 1. Try swearing at it. 2. Eat some chocolate and try again to print.
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Correction: I see it’s regal purple, and designed to keep pace with the dashing teal wrap.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The blue slipper will soon be a fashion icon like Michael Jackson’s single glove. You are rocking it! I am glad people salt so your humans don’t slip.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Our newspaper has a history timeline that said King Tut's sarcophagus was unearthed this day in 1924. I cannot get this out of my head: youtu.be/FYbavuReVF4?...
King Tut - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You still look elegant. Did you hurt your paw?
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I was driving when I heard the news and actually closed my eyes for a second because I was so stunned! Thank goodness I there was no traffic, and nobody (locally) was harmed. I wish NPR had said, "Pull over if you're driving because we're going to announce the unbelievable."
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Nice pun, @merriam-webster.com. This particular business name has a history (see website m.ruthschris.com/our-story). Before Lands' End was acquired by Sears, they also had an explanation for their misplaced apostrophe. I'm not infuriated if the business can explain how it happened!
m.ruthschris.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
There are ~230,000 people in Canada who live south of Detroit. We go south to visit Windsor via a tunnel or bridge. A new bridge will open soon, giving Michiganders 3 ways to visit The Great White North (old SCTV spoof show) on our southern border.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m amazed at the amount of pages produced.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If you like that, the next song on the album is "Downsize Blues," about GM's mid-1980s X-car (Cadillac Cimarron and its sister vehicles). Dick Siegel is a big part of my exercise playlist.
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is a rare recording where the studio version is far better than the live version. Local artist Dick Siegel addressed this in "What Would Brando Do?" Enjoy: youtu.be/fS_z12zqsDc?...
What Would Brando Do?
YouTube video by Dick Siegel - Topic
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s bad here (Detroit). Be careful.
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I believe the bag “may not inflate,” which gives it a Schrödinger’s passenger effect.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My husband (before Parkinson’s) ran marathons and always talked about time w/other runners. He was 50 when he started running and 63 when he couldn’t run any longer. I think he was inspired by a young runner he passed on Ambassador Bridge yelling “I hope when I’m as old as you I can run that fast.”
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Men delivered my babies.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM