speakey.bsky.social
@speakey.bsky.social
Husband burps:
Side eye. Frown. Praying it doesn’t smell. Prepping for attack..

Dog burps:
*high-pitched, baby voice*
“Ohh my goodness! Who’s a burpy baby??”
“Did you come over here just to burp in my face? Well thank youuu!”
January 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I just know there’s no way that Tik Tok shutting down, my period, and Trump’s inauguration is happening at the same time….
January 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM