Festive Agent Dale Pooper
@specialagentdalep.bsky.social
World's greatest psychic detective/streamer and biggest Shinada Tatsuo fan
TBAPMOITOSW
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?!
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
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Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
The New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway
DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?! DON'T WORRY, WE DID! If nobody else got you? You know New Blood got you 1st Prize: 1 ROG Xbox Ally + New Blood Games 4 Life! 2nd Prize: NB Merch Pack + Every...
gleam.io
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?!
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
Christmas gift of the year goes to my sister, pack it up folks it's over
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Christmas gift of the year goes to my sister, pack it up folks it's over
Yule tradition is to keep a red candle lit for the duration of the feast, and if you succeed polpo lets you join el passione
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yule tradition is to keep a red candle lit for the duration of the feast, and if you succeed polpo lets you join el passione
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December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Yknow a while ago when remedy first control 2 was gonna be an action rpg, i thought to myself "it would be cool if they did a hack and slash but thats just wishful thinking." LO AND BEHOLD, I WAS RIGHT AGAIN
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yknow a while ago when remedy first control 2 was gonna be an action rpg, i thought to myself "it would be cool if they did a hack and slash but thats just wishful thinking." LO AND BEHOLD, I WAS RIGHT AGAIN
Prostitution should be legal and the government should provide it. If my tax dollars are going toward buying hookers for congress and the billionaire boys club then they should go toward buting hookers for everyone else too
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Prostitution should be legal and the government should provide it. If my tax dollars are going toward buying hookers for congress and the billionaire boys club then they should go toward buting hookers for everyone else too
Is it fair to say that fallout has one of the worst online fandoms to date? Like i know all fandoms have bad apples but it seems like fallout fans are broadly a bunch of miserable unwashed apes who never mebstly progressed past the year 2011 screeching at each other over digital guns
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it fair to say that fallout has one of the worst online fandoms to date? Like i know all fandoms have bad apples but it seems like fallout fans are broadly a bunch of miserable unwashed apes who never mebstly progressed past the year 2011 screeching at each other over digital guns
Call me Kazuma Kiryu cause i "Like a Dragon" deez nuts across your face
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Call me Kazuma Kiryu cause i "Like a Dragon" deez nuts across your face
Why is anal probing so ubiquitous in alien abduction stories, fictional and "real"? Why did we collectively decide "yeah, when the spacemen come to earth, they're definitely gonna do stuff to our butts"?
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why is anal probing so ubiquitous in alien abduction stories, fictional and "real"? Why did we collectively decide "yeah, when the spacemen come to earth, they're definitely gonna do stuff to our butts"?
Why doesnt ralsei just stab the ceiling and make a light fountain to go to the festival with chris and the purple one with the hairbrush
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Why doesnt ralsei just stab the ceiling and make a light fountain to go to the festival with chris and the purple one with the hairbrush
Its after thanksgiving im pretty sure we're allowed to christmas up our accounts now
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Its after thanksgiving im pretty sure we're allowed to christmas up our accounts now
literally every problem i have in my life would be solved if i could summon infinite snickers in my hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
literally every problem i have in my life would be solved if i could summon infinite snickers in my hand
Reposted by Festive Agent Dale Pooper
#cultic . CHAPTER. 2. F. U.C.K.S
dude this year has been packed full of staggering releases and Cultic 2 could stand above them all.
that first level was TOO LONG and i still LOVED IT.
so much more awaits us on monday!
ZELDA SHIT TONIGHT THO
twitch.tv/serfins
dude this year has been packed full of staggering releases and Cultic 2 could stand above them all.
that first level was TOO LONG and i still LOVED IT.
so much more awaits us on monday!
ZELDA SHIT TONIGHT THO
twitch.tv/serfins
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#cultic . CHAPTER. 2. F. U.C.K.S
dude this year has been packed full of staggering releases and Cultic 2 could stand above them all.
that first level was TOO LONG and i still LOVED IT.
so much more awaits us on monday!
ZELDA SHIT TONIGHT THO
twitch.tv/serfins
dude this year has been packed full of staggering releases and Cultic 2 could stand above them all.
that first level was TOO LONG and i still LOVED IT.
so much more awaits us on monday!
ZELDA SHIT TONIGHT THO
twitch.tv/serfins
STOP PUTTING SIDEKICKS AND STORY IN MY METROID GAMES! LOCK ME IN A FUCKING CAVE AND LET ME FIGURE IT OUT! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
STOP PUTTING SIDEKICKS AND STORY IN MY METROID GAMES! LOCK ME IN A FUCKING CAVE AND LET ME FIGURE IT OUT! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?
Turns out trump really was the throat goat got damn
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Turns out trump really was the throat goat got damn
Coldplay is Radiogead for people who take a bite of a boiled egg and squirt a packet of mayonnaise in their mouth and call it a mayonn-egg
Coldplay is Radiohead for dudes that eat mayonnaise straight out the jar
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Coldplay is Radiogead for people who take a bite of a boiled egg and squirt a packet of mayonnaise in their mouth and call it a mayonn-egg
Coldplay is Radiohead for dudes that eat mayonnaise straight out the jar
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Coldplay is Radiohead for dudes that eat mayonnaise straight out the jar
Fun fact my uncle was the 14th naked cowboy in the shower at ram ranch
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Fun fact my uncle was the 14th naked cowboy in the shower at ram ranch
Man gremlins 3 is gonna be so dogshit, im very sad
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Man gremlins 3 is gonna be so dogshit, im very sad
Need a word for girl bussy, i pripose girlgina
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Need a word for girl bussy, i pripose girlgina
JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed so he could grope his wife
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed so he could grope his wife
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOOOOOO YEA
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOOOOOO YEA
Reposted by Festive Agent Dale Pooper
I love seeing revisionist historians pretend that silver the hedgehog was ever a good character. I constantly see whining about how he isnt in any games but he isnt in any games because he fucking sucks. What are you supposed to do with a character that sucks that bad?
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love seeing revisionist historians pretend that silver the hedgehog was ever a good character. I constantly see whining about how he isnt in any games but he isnt in any games because he fucking sucks. What are you supposed to do with a character that sucks that bad?