Chuckanutter
@speciatedtwit.bsky.social
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The only reason Democrats aren't my enemy is because Republicans exist. If that changes overnight, so does my enemy.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · May 24
"One out of every two US deaths under 65 years is likely avoidable."

Overdoses
Gun violence
Health care

All easily solvable. And would not only save millions of lives but also trillions of dollars 🤷‍♀️

www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/nat...
'A national scandal': US excess deaths rose even after pandemic, far outpacing peer countries
www.cidrap.umn.edu
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 9h
I love that the local news station interviewed this hero while he was still in the frog suit.

www.youtube.com/shorts/g0kt6...
'Frog' protester recounts being pepper-sprayed at protest outside Portland ICE facility
YouTube video by KATU News
www.youtube.com
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 12h
I've found that you get paid much faster if instead of cash you ask for edibles. I get mine in the mail every month like clockwork. George loves weed.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 12h
Nothing says personal liberty and free markets better than boycotting Bezos.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 12h
That is weird. Kind of like finding religion in your 40s. Usually the pipeline goes L-->R not the other way around. Maybe she was ride or die with Kasich 🤷‍♂️
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 13h
His wife found his password.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 14h
Was crafting a joke about the "gazpacho" gestapo since the soup is usually orange like the Cheeto Bandito but some idiot MAGAt already kind of went there. It's getting harder and harder to write new jokes nowadays.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup
Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
www.theguardian.com
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 15h
Un-air conditioned prisons in Texas were ruled unconstitutional in court but no remedy was required. Texas's response? 🤷‍♂️

Predicted response to this from Texas? More 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

And maybe a future pardon from the leader of the great(🤮) state.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 15h
Probably. Sorry, I just wanted to make a joke about Shrub.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 15h
It's a good thing Uber fully supports their drivers with services like LegalShield.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 16h
Can he even travel outside the UK? Kind of shocked he isn't holed up on some estate painting portraits like that other guy.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 16h
Is expanding/increasing congestion pricing so unpopular it's off the table? Seems like getting other traffic off the roads is the best/quickest way to speed up buses.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 17h
Democrats have spent decades treating the Left like we're hostages on a slave ship. The only time they'll talk to us is when they're telling us to not rock the boat. Same as it ever was.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 17h
Remember when countries only issued travel advisories about coming here over stuff like gun violence? The good ol' days.

We're getting the kind of respect a tweaker with a pipe bomb gets.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 17h
There are already people running cover telling us long-term the cuts are a good thing. In this case "long-term" means after millions of vulnerable people die off. Clear skies ahead. Just you wait!

www.ft.com/content/6878...
US aid cuts were ‘long overdue’, Zambia’s president says
Hakainde Hichilema tells FT abrupt closure of USAID was a ‘shock’ but offers opportunities for African nations
www.ft.com
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 18h
Access journalism. They have priorities and we ain't it.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 18h
They're going to be selling access to the Dumper for $500,000 a pop. People are still shocked?

www.washingtonian.com/2025/05/30/everything-we-know-about-the-ultra-exclusive-maga-clubhouse-in-georgetown/
Everything We Know About the Ultra-Exclusive MAGA Clubhouse in Georgetown
Executive Branch, cofounded by Donald Trump Jr., costs up to half a million to join.
www.washingtonian.com
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 18h
The guy that lent his megaphone to Prager. When you've lost him, you've lost something I guess.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 19h
WWPD

What would Patrice Do?
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 19h
My recent playlist is full of songs by Can so I had no clue who Bad Bunny is. Much hipper girlfriend sent me a TikTok whatever of people freaking out about sending ICE to the Superbowl and I asked "is he Palestinian or something?" Oh how we laughed. MAGAts can still surprise.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
Was the guy in the chicken suit the one barking? Might be the next Robby Roadsteamer if he can sing.
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
I thought the whole something-exit portmanteau(is it one if it uses a whole word?!?) started with Brexit. TIL about Calexit and Grexit(Greek exit from EU circa 2012, the OG apparently) 🤯
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
So if they are getting paid for the stuff we post here does that mean the answer to Jay's question "Are you paying us?" is "kind of" 🤔
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
Pre-existing conditions and standardizing preventive care. People forget how spotty preventive care coverage was before ACA. It survived the Supreme Court challenge but I'm sure it's still on the MAGAt hit list.
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Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
Providing healthcare to anyone who needs it is a third rail in U.S. politics. Tells you all you need to know 🤷‍♂️
Chuckanutter @speciatedtwit.bsky.social · 1d
Literally doesn't matter. Who dies, how, where, when. Zero impact on the genocide.