Ethan Gouldini
@spectralhouse.bsky.social
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Artist and writer Art director, lead concept for Stillfleet Studio science enthusiast, terrible escape artist Peace, Solidarity & N95s
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If you like weird dark combat, stylish horror art and a grim historical setting, don’t think just back it! Command fundamental forces in the shadows of the Theodosian walls! Drown in Venice! Get buried in the crypts of Paris! Back it! Back it and confront zombies in a medieval world beyond death!
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For the spookily inclined spooky month is double spooky month
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Noo I just got hornswaggled by a Wonder kitchen with the same name as a world-class local restaurant
After a look at what the hell a Wonder is I know more about money-hemorrhaging VC “yes we found a way to mess up a food court business model” deceptive conglomerate practices than I ever wanted to.
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Sun Tsu’s hit follow-up “the art of rhetoric for viziers of the dipwit generals who refuse to read my book”
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Thats a metaphor that will actually encourage me to train in it more, appreciated
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The Grundeler? They say he steals people away who say his name but I don’t belie
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What days and times are the streams?
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Is this like how I was disappointed cybernetic crime lords don’t jump out of trucks in public in NYC to fire an infinite number of rockets at my mobile helicopter attack
vehicle, or gunblade, if you will
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“At dawn, you’ll take a new form! That of a fleshless, chattering skeleton” is such a good line
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I mean a boot didn’t cut my jeans but even so
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In their defense I was laying it on a :little: thick
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I should qualify I mean ‘literally yelled at in person’
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I got yelled at for saying the modern comic book reader in general has reactive and conservative tastes and couldn’t care less if artists outside of literalist house style live or die
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I just absolute aced the autopsy in Disco Elysium, just aced it: a combination of pure, dumb luck; being a magpie player unaccustomed to the format with all the requisite items in possession; talking with the corpse over and over out of morbid fascination; and -desperately- seeking Kim’s approval
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Me to my brain:
“so brain…”
“Yeah?”
“What are we doing right now?”
“Drawing…portraiture?”
“And that part there is-“
“It’s nothing, I perceive NOTHING.”
“Are you sure it’s not the nasal arch buddy? It’s a complex-“
:brain grabbing a spiked mace:
“brain, where did you get that!”
“PERCEIVE THIS!”
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Say what you will about the silicon valley right but they are committed to allocating hundreds of billions of dollars to finally complete Cyberkruul, The Electric Pain Monitron With One Billion Eyes
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Either way very excited as one of the six people on earth frothing at the mouth for this
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Did Kazuhiko Ishihara open up a sci-fi safe muttering ‘fine I’ll do it myself’ before putting on an airbrushed NES box art version of an infinity gauntlet or what is happening
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Arghfflgffkj

:Ian Mckellan voice: now you must understand class that this animated series of acetate slides is not, in fact, a gaggle of duck spirits in a hot tub
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better a derp chicken than than a winking poultry of both worlds
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You’re right about the sawed-off quality of some contemporary illos, I always found the key to bluth character design to be shapework wholly in the service of showing characters grappling with -extreme emotions- many of which are quite uncomfortable and distressing. Just like childhood feelings!
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<—-If you ever need a map, some of us find illustrating regions as pleasant as eating a delicious little basket of cartographic strawberries