Speetsy
@speetsy.bsky.social
Wilford Brimley apologist. Puzzle solver. Where do people buy pants these days? (They/them) 🏳️🌈
I haven’t blueskeeted in weeks
May 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I haven’t blueskeeted in weeks
Nothing gets me fired up like the Big Swiffer at basketball games. They should unionize.
March 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nothing gets me fired up like the Big Swiffer at basketball games. They should unionize.
Every day I forget this app exists
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Every day I forget this app exists
In high school, someone kept stealing wallets during various band and choir concerts. Had I worked for our paper, the headlines would’ve read, “The BANDit aCHOIRs More Money.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In high school, someone kept stealing wallets during various band and choir concerts. Had I worked for our paper, the headlines would’ve read, “The BANDit aCHOIRs More Money.”
Grateful for the lack of lizards in my daily life 🙏
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Grateful for the lack of lizards in my daily life 🙏
Real ones walk backwards when listening to Coldplay’s “The Scientist”
February 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Real ones walk backwards when listening to Coldplay’s “The Scientist”
I forget this app exists all the time
February 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I forget this app exists all the time
Learning the Canadian national anthem for funsies.
February 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Learning the Canadian national anthem for funsies.
January 2025 is the longest year of my life
January 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
January 2025 is the longest year of my life
Boom boom pow that chicken’s jocking my style or some 2012 shit
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Boom boom pow that chicken’s jocking my style or some 2012 shit
Improvised a Thanksgiving musical in my Instagram stories. You’re welcome.
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Improvised a Thanksgiving musical in my Instagram stories. You’re welcome.
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So let me get this straight.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
So let me get this straight.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
Disgusting country
WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Dept. is abandoning its classified documents case against Trump after similar move in election interference case.
November 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Disgusting country
At least we’ll always have the moon
November 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
At least we’ll always have the moon
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I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
Happy World War III Eve!
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Happy World War III Eve!
My mom showed me her newest purchase last night: the Wicked original cast recording on vinyl and she’s like “how do you know all the songs” as if I didn’t have that CD on repeat in her house for years.
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
My mom showed me her newest purchase last night: the Wicked original cast recording on vinyl and she’s like “how do you know all the songs” as if I didn’t have that CD on repeat in her house for years.
I’m so bad at drawing cats. It’s like I’ve never seen one in my life.
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I’m so bad at drawing cats. It’s like I’ve never seen one in my life.
Thank god we at least get to have Christmas before the apocalypse.
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Thank god we at least get to have Christmas before the apocalypse.
“I’m too sexy for my shirt”
Today John Stewart’s Green Lantern statue joined Wonder Woman and Batman on the streets of Burbank, California!
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
“I’m too sexy for my shirt”
Sharon Horgan is a real queen for including Agnes Obel in “Bad Sisters” season 2.
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Sharon Horgan is a real queen for including Agnes Obel in “Bad Sisters” season 2.