Spelso
Spelso
@spelso.bsky.social
Game programmer and low level enthusiast.

Hobbyist pianist 🎹, accordeonist 🪗 and voice actor 🎤.

I will shamelessly reverse engineer your game and add Lua scripting support to it.

Most jokes on this profile are inside jokes so don't even bother
April 27, 2023 at 8:07 PM
April 26, 2023 at 10:53 AM
1) Open a bank account

2) Instruct an AI to collect as much money in that bank account from online activities. The amount of money in there is the AI's fitness function

3) It goes around making youtube videos, fiverr gigs, trading, etc.

4) Regularly collect the money
April 26, 2023 at 10:52 AM
April 26, 2023 at 10:46 AM
In Russian, the suffix "-ka" means "small", "little", or "my dear small/little .."

voda = water

vodka = my dear little water
April 26, 2023 at 9:02 AM
In Romanian, there's a separate word for a hen that sits on eggs, rather than a normal one.

cloșca - ( klosh - ka ) sits on eggs

găina - ( gah - ee - nah ) does not sit on eggs

🐓🥚🥚
April 26, 2023 at 9:00 AM
For my non-existent international followers, here's a lesser known part of Romania you need to see, or should I say hear :

https://youtu.be/FNWAr25qeN0
April 26, 2023 at 8:51 AM
This is Michael from GTA5. Feel old yet?
April 26, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Hey boys, pull all your lead jackets from naphthalene! Nuclear winter is coming!

☢️🍄❄️
April 26, 2023 at 8:35 AM
Life is a sprint, not a marathon. Even if you feel like you're behind others, it's true. Give up on trying, start worrying.

We all know where this is heading to so let's just skip straight to the point.

☢️🍄
Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Even if you feel like you're behind other, keep pushing on, stop worrying, take risks, hold on to your investments and what you hold dear, and never let anything bring you down.
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down. Study, think, create, and grow. Teach yourself and teach others. Goodnight. 💙
April 26, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Never underestimate a shoemaker.
April 26, 2023 at 8:27 AM
"They know the price but they don't know the value"
Something that I always struggle with when implementing spaceship movement is orbiting around planets.

Seems easy at first glance... it's NEVER easy.
April 26, 2023 at 8:24 AM
So the PlayStation 2 back in the day only had 32 MB of RAM and was able to run GTA : San Andreas. Let that sink in.
April 26, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Someone is making something similar to UE5's Nanite, but for Unity.

I guess importing your photogrammetry mesh directly into your game engine without any decimation/reconstruction is the way to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tlHm-ewD5U
April 26, 2023 at 8:09 AM
So at some point the Romanian communist government 🇷🇴☭ wanted to launch some propaganda against laziness, and it was something along the lines of :

"Slower with the mouth, faster with the hand!"
April 26, 2023 at 8:03 AM
https://youtu.be/i-b3oRyRdxQ

Best soviet-afghan mix so far
April 26, 2023 at 7:48 AM
Hey, @silviushader.xyz, what kind of discussion can I have with a pimp ?
April 26, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Please bluesky add GIF support
April 26, 2023 at 7:36 AM
April 26, 2023 at 7:24 AM
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Bluesky should introduce markdown formatting
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April 26, 2023 at 7:16 AM