Man I could've had the Marvel alliteration

also tried to get it changed to "Tyson" like in Beyblade, but he doesn't quite have that Dragon Master swag

Try to tell me he isn't badass, go on

granted, I am also aware that the eon it took to go from Versus XIII to XV and release was entirely in my developing preteen to adult years, so a certain amount of bias certainly smooths over some of the game's issues haha

That's 100% true ans fair, but then the campfires and ending make me cry, which erases those evil aspects from my memory

Gonna hire a dark web hitman to destroy him

No that's the dreaded AceBonanzaTwo, the OG fights for the righteous cause of defending FFXV as peak, as it should be

I can't fall asleep without my motion-sensor Slime light nearby 😤