spncr
@spencerberry.bsky.social
i used to yoyo. i still do, but i used to, too.
i saw a lot of birds today more birds than average i think that might be a valid quality of day metric
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 AM
i saw a lot of birds today more birds than average i think that might be a valid quality of day metric
the inventor of cheese walks into a butter bar...
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
the inventor of cheese walks into a butter bar...
one sauce to rule them all it's red
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
one sauce to rule them all it's red
oh cool yeah sauce is great but is it red?
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
oh cool yeah sauce is great but is it red?
i came here for the red sauce actually i don't need four cheeses
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
i came here for the red sauce actually i don't need four cheeses
“wood is hard, wool is soft” - tiia
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
“wood is hard, wool is soft” - tiia
Reposted by spncr
the problem with cleaning is infinite
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the problem with cleaning is infinite
have you ever put a chair under a doorknob
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
have you ever put a chair under a doorknob
portal fantasy welcome to my
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
portal fantasy welcome to my
but my masks are fucking weirdos too #unmasking
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
but my masks are fucking weirdos too #unmasking
are all overpasses bridges
July 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
are all overpasses bridges
smoothies are like when you wanna eat a buncha weird shit but you don't wanna chew
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
smoothies are like when you wanna eat a buncha weird shit but you don't wanna chew
autoplay is outta hand it is 0230 and you’re putting on cloud atlas
June 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
autoplay is outta hand it is 0230 and you’re putting on cloud atlas
why are these apps so unhinged offerup just notified me that tupperware exists and i promise i have not engaged in any tupperware parties since my mom threw one in the 90s
May 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
why are these apps so unhinged offerup just notified me that tupperware exists and i promise i have not engaged in any tupperware parties since my mom threw one in the 90s
today i was cranky is this unmasking oh no i was perceived as mean let me apologize and explain my existence
May 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
today i was cranky is this unmasking oh no i was perceived as mean let me apologize and explain my existence
two cats alone in a new apartment all day and only knocked over a few things proud parent
May 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
two cats alone in a new apartment all day and only knocked over a few things proud parent
the landlord will be inspecting me tomorrow can i please have my interest free loan returned in full
May 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the landlord will be inspecting me tomorrow can i please have my interest free loan returned in full
the problem with cleaning is infinite
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the problem with cleaning is infinite
cringe needs a bifurcation like ive been dorky neurodivergent cringe my whole life but yall using the same word for some billionaire villain loser behavior and i don’t wanna be in that club
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
cringe needs a bifurcation like ive been dorky neurodivergent cringe my whole life but yall using the same word for some billionaire villain loser behavior and i don’t wanna be in that club
famous last words is it still available?
April 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
famous last words is it still available?