Sperkplerg
@sperkplerg.bsky.social
Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
Crystal-clear, bright and textured recordings, brilliant playback engineering, perfect room.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Crystal-clear, bright and textured recordings, brilliant playback engineering, perfect room.
Film me at work? Hire a lawyer.
First I’ll report this as evidence of a hostile work environment, and then, I’ll sue for all your labubus.
First I’ll report this as evidence of a hostile work environment, and then, I’ll sue for all your labubus.
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Film me at work? Hire a lawyer.
First I’ll report this as evidence of a hostile work environment, and then, I’ll sue for all your labubus.
First I’ll report this as evidence of a hostile work environment, and then, I’ll sue for all your labubus.
Of course we understand this. There’s no need to be a pithy asshole about it.
While I appreciate Canadian reposts of media that got pulled for the US, I think we could live without the shitty pedantic tone.
Figure it out - we’re not all as stupid as you assume.
While I appreciate Canadian reposts of media that got pulled for the US, I think we could live without the shitty pedantic tone.
Figure it out - we’re not all as stupid as you assume.
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Of course we understand this. There’s no need to be a pithy asshole about it.
While I appreciate Canadian reposts of media that got pulled for the US, I think we could live without the shitty pedantic tone.
Figure it out - we’re not all as stupid as you assume.
While I appreciate Canadian reposts of media that got pulled for the US, I think we could live without the shitty pedantic tone.
Figure it out - we’re not all as stupid as you assume.
I'm more in disbelief that there aren't more of you.
It's stunning, really.
It's stunning, really.
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm more in disbelief that there aren't more of you.
It's stunning, really.
It's stunning, really.
And we trust anything Michael Wolff says? He sits on stuff like this until he gets paid, and we're just expected to lap it up and call it the truth?
Probably accurate in spots, possibly bullshit. This is a source who cannot be trusted.
He's no reporter. He's just a carnival barker
Probably accurate in spots, possibly bullshit. This is a source who cannot be trusted.
He's no reporter. He's just a carnival barker
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And we trust anything Michael Wolff says? He sits on stuff like this until he gets paid, and we're just expected to lap it up and call it the truth?
Probably accurate in spots, possibly bullshit. This is a source who cannot be trusted.
He's no reporter. He's just a carnival barker
Probably accurate in spots, possibly bullshit. This is a source who cannot be trusted.
He's no reporter. He's just a carnival barker
Garbage. Buy Misen. Made out of proper steel.
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Garbage. Buy Misen. Made out of proper steel.
Dammit, Mick. You too?
Brace yourself: nobody is gonna give you shelter
Brace yourself: nobody is gonna give you shelter
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Dammit, Mick. You too?
Brace yourself: nobody is gonna give you shelter
Brace yourself: nobody is gonna give you shelter
Go ahead.
Double take. Crazy Ivan. Block the way to the bathroom so you can investigate Dubai Chocolate.
I’ll just get written up if I take too long to stop bleeding.
No big deal.
Double take. Crazy Ivan. Block the way to the bathroom so you can investigate Dubai Chocolate.
I’ll just get written up if I take too long to stop bleeding.
No big deal.
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Go ahead.
Double take. Crazy Ivan. Block the way to the bathroom so you can investigate Dubai Chocolate.
I’ll just get written up if I take too long to stop bleeding.
No big deal.
Double take. Crazy Ivan. Block the way to the bathroom so you can investigate Dubai Chocolate.
I’ll just get written up if I take too long to stop bleeding.
No big deal.
Imma plan to retire into “Claw Hands Acres” when I go.
Pretty surprised at how few people even noticed a hand spraying blood despite 350+ door counts.
I get it. You need a lot of dumb shit you couldn’t possibly need.
Nevermind the guy with blood pooling in his shoes behind you.
Pretty surprised at how few people even noticed a hand spraying blood despite 350+ door counts.
I get it. You need a lot of dumb shit you couldn’t possibly need.
Nevermind the guy with blood pooling in his shoes behind you.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Imma plan to retire into “Claw Hands Acres” when I go.
Pretty surprised at how few people even noticed a hand spraying blood despite 350+ door counts.
I get it. You need a lot of dumb shit you couldn’t possibly need.
Nevermind the guy with blood pooling in his shoes behind you.
Pretty surprised at how few people even noticed a hand spraying blood despite 350+ door counts.
I get it. You need a lot of dumb shit you couldn’t possibly need.
Nevermind the guy with blood pooling in his shoes behind you.
So, we’re propping up Flock now?
Keep in mind, these people have a trove of information on all of us, and law enforcement circumvents the need for warrants using Flock.
So yeah. Let’s sing the praises of surveillance capitalism.
Keep in mind, these people have a trove of information on all of us, and law enforcement circumvents the need for warrants using Flock.
So yeah. Let’s sing the praises of surveillance capitalism.
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So, we’re propping up Flock now?
Keep in mind, these people have a trove of information on all of us, and law enforcement circumvents the need for warrants using Flock.
So yeah. Let’s sing the praises of surveillance capitalism.
Keep in mind, these people have a trove of information on all of us, and law enforcement circumvents the need for warrants using Flock.
So yeah. Let’s sing the praises of surveillance capitalism.
Strategic meeting-fu is an indication of wisdom and experience.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Strategic meeting-fu is an indication of wisdom and experience.
Devil's advocate: my eyes droop after listening to this windbag after a few seconds.
Man's gotta live with himself and the thoughts in his own head.
I nod off after 5 or 6 plays of what I assume is his head music (www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7...)
Man's gotta live with himself and the thoughts in his own head.
I nod off after 5 or 6 plays of what I assume is his head music (www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7...)
Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows
YouTube video by Lesley Gore - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Devil's advocate: my eyes droop after listening to this windbag after a few seconds.
Man's gotta live with himself and the thoughts in his own head.
I nod off after 5 or 6 plays of what I assume is his head music (www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7...)
Man's gotta live with himself and the thoughts in his own head.
I nod off after 5 or 6 plays of what I assume is his head music (www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY7...)
*sigh of relief and continued faith in Linux*
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
*sigh of relief and continued faith in Linux*
Kinda stoked to see what happens on your side
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Kinda stoked to see what happens on your side
Minecraft Foxgloves!
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Minecraft Foxgloves!
Oh wow. That's cool as hell.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh wow. That's cool as hell.
