Spew Spewitt
@spewspewitt.bsky.social
FDT. FEM. FMJ. FJDV.
Voting is everything. Never take democracy for granted.
Voting is everything. Never take democracy for granted.
Florida shouldn’t rest so easy this year. After all, 2026 rhymes with 2018 almost exactly and…
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Florida shouldn’t rest so easy this year. After all, 2026 rhymes with 2018 almost exactly and…
The markets think this is a foregone flip.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The markets think this is a foregone flip.
Just early voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of NYC! New Yorkers, it’s time to show up! Vote now!
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just early voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of NYC! New Yorkers, it’s time to show up! Vote now!
Yep. April 13th. Maybe it’s twice-annual.
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yep. April 13th. Maybe it’s twice-annual.
@nytimes.com You are FAILING your readers. “Newsom Held An Event…”. Explain more in the headline.
August 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@nytimes.com You are FAILING your readers. “Newsom Held An Event…”. Explain more in the headline.
You see this? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You see this? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Incorrect. During his first term, he was net negative in early February.
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Incorrect. During his first term, he was net negative in early February.
And I’m over here being petty. 💅
February 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And I’m over here being petty. 💅
Judge?? Looks like a dude with a backpack to me…. 🤷♂️
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Judge?? Looks like a dude with a backpack to me…. 🤷♂️
It’s just so…beautiful…
January 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s just so…beautiful…
Because he won every. single. swing state.
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Because he won every. single. swing state.
Chicago Dems: 🤷♂️
January 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Chicago Dems: 🤷♂️
It’s not enough for old white men to be miserable. They need to make everyone else miserable too. #RossDouthat
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s not enough for old white men to be miserable. They need to make everyone else miserable too. #RossDouthat
For your blocking pleasure:
They’re a MAGA.
They’re a MAGA.
December 3, 2024 at 6:16 PM
For your blocking pleasure:
They’re a MAGA.
They’re a MAGA.