Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

Aw, shit! Apparently skynet is real and I’ve just been told I’m humanity’s only hope. This future jerk is gonna have to wait a few minutes. I’m toaster-ovening a bagel sandwich with salami and provolone. Like a classy pizza.

But with a bagel.

And mayo.

There’s a lot of Pizza Hut product placement that in this movie and it’s working on me. lol.

Phantom Thread is wild.

Lol

“Diesel” isn’t even Vin’s last name. I am spiraling…