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spherecow.bsky.social
A HORSE
@spherecow.bsky.social
I post about dumb games/anime/cats I like and how much I hate being. Can be whiny/NSFW. Pronouns = girlnouns.

dead anime blog: https://considerthem.wordpress.com
dead practice translations blog: https://not-sophie.dreamwidth.org (also https://rhia.horse)
LET'S PLAY THE FUNNEST AND TRENDIEST GAME ON THE INTERNET: "PASTE THE KANJI THAT WEIRDO ON BLUESKY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO EASILY LOOK UP AT THIS POINT OF HER STUDY"

Today's challenge:
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I find this a lot funnier than I probably should.
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There's also these sunglasses (my old pairs are getting weird deterioration in their lenses that can't be fixed). Not sure about the shape but boy are they anti-sun buddies. Also my light is capturing my hair color incorrectly. It really is a slightly red purple.
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I really did try to follow the instructions, but got confused about how one could stab wool into a sphere, poked myself a dozen times, and didn't have an awl. So I diverged. I will probably set it on fire later.
October 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It feels somewhat unfortunate to do orthodontics but be located on... Cope Avenue.
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Someone said it was absolutely the worst possible thing to protest at Charlie Kirk's vigil, just absolutely unheard of monsters who would do such a thing. I would like to remind people of the Westboro Baptist Church, the lovely folks who protest the funerals of soldiers with signs of this sort.
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'd take this down since it makes me sad and mourn-y but it also just is a cool poster in its own right
September 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You've heard of sporks, now get ready for SCOONS
September 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I built this since I've been biblically forbidden from building Hexagear Night Stalker. Bjorn was disappointed the box was so small.
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It is truly a horrible thing, so perhaps I shouldn't share something funny with any relation to it, but I did, in fact, read this as "mass shitting" initially.
August 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I tried my best to make cute gummies from a kiddie Daiso kit and my results were not great
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I had a similar urge with Liger Zero Empire version, where they had this gold sprue that had the same parts as a red one. I used gold for just one thing I wasn't supposed to: the middle of his side mane parts rather than just having it all be red. I think it looks great for how tiny a change it is.
July 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What even was this sleeping position. One of his back paws is poking out from under his chest. This cat.
July 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
There appears to be a double foot situation here with his left feets. How come he stacks his paws on top of each other but I don't get to even touch them :(
July 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He kept shoving his face under the box so I took off the lid, and every time we ended up here
July 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh god I actually found another picture of her crimes that I forgot about forever. The blue thing is Wobbuffet. (forgive the mess of random crap on the floor, I had a kitten attacking a Wobbuffet, okay? I had more important things to worry about than picking up the floor)
July 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
(Selene has no goblin picture because she was perfect wonderful child whose only crime in her entire life was attacking Wobbuffet, and now she is no longer around to do more crime so she's pure 💯)
July 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cats in their respective goblin modes.
July 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
holy shit that's a fucking nightmare
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Correction: the date was 17XX.
July 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Not convinced Junji Ito didn't steal my cat to write this manga while I slept every night.
July 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
SQUINTS AT AI-SELECTED IMAGE

Excuse me, Google? Do I need to call your parents?
July 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The rest of the email, in case you wanted to see the commissioner dude drool over Trump like "omg look our boy keeps his promises we stan"
July 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can we not do this? You could always just, like, NOT send an email about this at all.
July 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm dying. I literally can't take hearing that JD Vance ever uttered the phrase "it's immaterial." You don't understand! My former boss said that phrase! I mean okay, common phrase, but you don't understand. They act exactly like each other! They don't even look all that different what the fuck!
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM