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spheremints.bsky.social
🔞 rhymes with "deer" 🔞
@spheremints.bsky.social
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spheremints.bsky.social
not all of them involve inflation but those ones definitely exist too

the latex is new though. ive been on kind of a latex kick after figuring out how to sorta cheat it for the oc i made, this was sorta an experiment in “how can i do it with pencil” and also “how would look inflated”
*dog is wearing a shiny latex suit and also spontaneously blowing up* *dog is no longer able to stand due to round, the suit proves durable and remains very shiny* *dog is now practically a sphere and seems to be floating. she is very inflated. she is good at being big*
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
spheremints.bsky.social
love the lil meow car, and the pointy head is suuuuper cool
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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@deergirlblimp.bsky.social
*deer is handing a radiant and floating glass of lemonade to ibloonki* deer: /behold/ this is the only lemonade i have to give today so im making it count deer: (drink responsibly)
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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deer: maybe you should return the favor *deer is in the process of giving lemons life through the power of mad science*
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
spheremints.bsky.social
i have no advice because ive never personally been given lemonade. it is a mystery. have you tried asking the lemonade
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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*deer returns to the ms paint void* deer: if i had known trying to give a lot of people lemonade, deer: would involve having to give a lot of people lemonade, deer: i would have mentally prepared myself better
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@brugofmann.bsky.social
*an extemely wonky attempt to depict a deer on top of a tall building lowering down some stealth lemonade to shawm via fishing rod* (not sure if this one counts so doin it sneaky to be safe)
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@spicysalamander.bsky.social
deer: please just promise me giving this to you wont put me in a demonic pact sambal: maybe! who knows? deer: /please/ i have to give it either way i just want to know offscreen-dog: /stop tormenting the deer/ sambal: fine... i promise it will offscreen-dog: /thank/ you deer: /what/
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@dumbassdog666.bsky.social
*deer is very excited about the dog who has taken temporarily taken residence in front of the lemonade stand* deer: /dog/ deer: /dog do you want lemonade/ deer: /dog do you dog want treat dog/ deer: /dog!/ deer: /dog do you want good things dog/
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@funnywitchboy.bsky.social
deer: what happened to your replacement idea hat? witchboy: no idea deer: a fitting end witchboy: did you steal it? deer: what gives you /that/ idea? witchboy: good point. maybe the real hat was inside me all along deer: or at least since it vanished
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@innoflation.bsky.social
*deer has not yet given zoey the lemonade* deer: is every transaction supposed to involve conflict? deer: should we fight? deer: no, no violence zoey: *is patient* deer: maybe rock paper scissors deer: no id get competitive zoey: *is patient* deer: what if we-
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@changedinflation.de
*the sweatshirted tiger shark is provided lemonade* deer: i promise this is /normal/ lemonade that will /not/ change you deer: unless this is your first lemonade in which case you might form an opinion
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@slightheadache.bsky.social
*deer making weird hands at a spooky brain* deer: is it working can you feel the psitric energy deer: i know i can do it /ive played psychonauts/
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@armifinali.bsky.social
*an unknown distance away from the lemonade stand, a tactical lemonade drop makes its way to an unaware roxy* deer: i dont think a sword can drink lemonade so thisll do
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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dog: hey dork, i know youre more numbersy than me, but i saw you took three cups and thought "this math seems off" *the bag of cups is held over the stand* *the bag is delivered with a "whud"* is this what hope feels like?
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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@lem0nrain.bsky.social
*deer is a little cry-sniffly while addressing the helpful offerer of lemonade assistance (aka lemon-aid)* deer: t-thanks, b-but i dont have cups anymore...
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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*deers world has devolved into ms paint* out: - of lemonade - of draw budget in: - trouble - too deep
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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@infernotv.bsky.social
deer: /no oh no/ a-precious-lil-kobold: can i have some? deer: /if i disappoint you ill die./ a-precious-lil-kobold: wha- deer: /lemonade is evil take this empty cup of _infinite_possibility_/ a-precious-lil-kobold: oh! neat!
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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@foxblimp.bsky.social
grace: can i have some? deer: sorry its one per person grace: but im your faaaavorite fox <3 deer: i only have one cu- fuck it just take the pitcher im screwed anyway
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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@br00kzooka.bsky.social
brook: you should label that pitcher, for like. safety. "p" for pitcher. deer: so a round yellow object with a "p" on it brook: and then drink it deer: are you trying to revenge me brook: noooooooooooooooooo
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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@faedeux.bsky.social
fae: "all downhill from here"? deer: i was lying deer: first is worst fae: ill pass. got any grapes? deer: dont do this to meeeeee
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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@lil-guy49.bsky.social
*deer is handing alex a cup of lemonade* deer: here its fresh deer: the best its gonna be deer: all downhill from here deer: by the way do you have a tail? sorry nevermind doesnt matter
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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deer: (did i make enough lemonade) (no)
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM