to clarify: the "accidentally" refers to the team probably not choosing those colors because they're the colors of the trans flag. my friend purposefully got me the hat because of the colors.
alas, I have not worn it in a while because I have been wearing a knit beanie to keep my ears warm

my current fave is a baseball cap my friend got me that is accidentally in trans colors, with a cow on it, representing the wisconsin udder tuggers, which is an alternate name for the timber rattlers minor league baseball team when they do their dairy industry promotional games

perfectly scripted joke

what is your favorite hat? (I have just entered my hat era this year; I have been told this is inevitable for middle-aged men)

oooh this looks cool!

I'm trans too! *offers high five*

hands are notoriously hard, and you did a great job!

this is making me want to try scuttling around like a 4-legged spider

the office staffs: 🎼⚕️

I have definitely matured from a pedantic young person (because I felt like I needed to prove myself) to an older person who doesn't give a shit and is ok with getting close enough to get the point across

"not to be pedantic, but I love holding onto something and swinging back and forth with my own momentum"

"that's a pendulum, pedantic is when you're a doctor who looks at feet"

etc

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