Sphy
@sphy.bsky.social
"Ess-fee" | He/him | 28 | Fluffy dragon | 18+ only 🔞 | No RP
I think this may be a bit beyond the point of just suspect now
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think this may be a bit beyond the point of just suspect now
If they knew, I would not still be working there
Now whether that's because I'd get fired or because I'd be forced to eat everyone else, who can say
Now whether that's because I'd get fired or because I'd be forced to eat everyone else, who can say
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If they knew, I would not still be working there
Now whether that's because I'd get fired or because I'd be forced to eat everyone else, who can say
Now whether that's because I'd get fired or because I'd be forced to eat everyone else, who can say
It's a learning opportunity for them! Repeat offenders, however, are not removed before consumption.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's a learning opportunity for them! Repeat offenders, however, are not removed before consumption.
In most cases, I think I'd drag them out of the vehicle and leave them by the side of the road without stopping to taste them at all
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In most cases, I think I'd drag them out of the vehicle and leave them by the side of the road without stopping to taste them at all
The scribbles are darn good
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The scribbles are darn good
Reposted by Sphy
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I know for certain he wouldn't be
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I know for certain he wouldn't be
Wait
Do you think I look like a scalie??
Do you think I look like a scalie??
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Wait
Do you think I look like a scalie??
Do you think I look like a scalie??
Realizing that doing 100% instead of any% would give me a guaranteed unbreakable world record
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Realizing that doing 100% instead of any% would give me a guaranteed unbreakable world record
I may have to unless they give me some other option
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I may have to unless they give me some other option
Unfortunately the window is not wide enough
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Unfortunately the window is not wide enough
makes a highlight-reel catch
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
makes a highlight-reel catch