It's true 😂😂😂

Now I have magpies stomping on the Conservatory roof!! They are some very heavy footed birds 🤭

One positive and enjoyable thing about staying with my parents is watching squirrels burying nuts in their lawn and then digging up ones buried previously 😊

🤭🤭🤭

And they are really rather good 🥰❤️🖤

I don't just shitpost and make dick jokes - I write!

Books! Like, for real ones! 😁🖤

You can find them here: www.amazon.com/stores/Steve...

*lines up stuff to push off table*