SpicyJoeZerBear
@spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social
The “spicier” side of JoeZer…
DMs accepted.
Other places to find me…
Telegram: @theJoeZer
Xitter: @SpicyJoeZerBear
IG: @joezertimelord
DMs accepted.
Other places to find me…
Telegram: @theJoeZer
Xitter: @SpicyJoeZerBear
IG: @joezertimelord
I wish I could say, but it’s not polite for me to talk with my mouth full…
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I wish I could say, but it’s not polite for me to talk with my mouth full…
…yet still so on brand for you.
I’m surprised you only JUST this year made it into Blitzen’s top 500 listeners, though.
I’m surprised you only JUST this year made it into Blitzen’s top 500 listeners, though.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
…yet still so on brand for you.
I’m surprised you only JUST this year made it into Blitzen’s top 500 listeners, though.
I’m surprised you only JUST this year made it into Blitzen’s top 500 listeners, though.
Welcome, studbuck.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Welcome, studbuck.
Quite the tasty looking bone
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Quite the tasty looking bone
Bodaciously bulging by the pool, more like it
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bodaciously bulging by the pool, more like it
Tis a fine booty, f’sure, lad. Certainly worthy of praise and admiration.
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tis a fine booty, f’sure, lad. Certainly worthy of praise and admiration.
That girth will make any hole realize it’s been bred well…
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That girth will make any hole realize it’s been bred well…
It appears to be something potentially in need of a cozy, warm, sleeve. Say, a mouth/throat, or hole…
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It appears to be something potentially in need of a cozy, warm, sleeve. Say, a mouth/throat, or hole…
“14. Favorite place to have sex?”
Where ever I won’t suffer cramps and body aches from trying to fit inside a small space… 🤷🏼
Where ever I won’t suffer cramps and body aches from trying to fit inside a small space… 🤷🏼
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“14. Favorite place to have sex?”
Where ever I won’t suffer cramps and body aches from trying to fit inside a small space… 🤷🏼
Where ever I won’t suffer cramps and body aches from trying to fit inside a small space… 🤷🏼
As in “needing air and to stretch a bit outside the confines of your pants”, or “needing to cough up a batch of baby batter”?
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As in “needing air and to stretch a bit outside the confines of your pants”, or “needing to cough up a batch of baby batter”?
I would suspect you’d have an entire spacedock of volunteers lining up…including myself
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I would suspect you’d have an entire spacedock of volunteers lining up…including myself
“13. How much kissing do you like during sex?”
As much as the mood inspires while the moment takes us.
As much as the mood inspires while the moment takes us.
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“13. How much kissing do you like during sex?”
As much as the mood inspires while the moment takes us.
As much as the mood inspires while the moment takes us.
“12. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?”
I identify as demi-sexual. For me, my best experiences have been when the other person/people & I have some kind of connection (friends, friendly acquaintances, etc). As a sex-positive single w/poly tendencies adult, I have hooked up as well.
I identify as demi-sexual. For me, my best experiences have been when the other person/people & I have some kind of connection (friends, friendly acquaintances, etc). As a sex-positive single w/poly tendencies adult, I have hooked up as well.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“12. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?”
I identify as demi-sexual. For me, my best experiences have been when the other person/people & I have some kind of connection (friends, friendly acquaintances, etc). As a sex-positive single w/poly tendencies adult, I have hooked up as well.
I identify as demi-sexual. For me, my best experiences have been when the other person/people & I have some kind of connection (friends, friendly acquaintances, etc). As a sex-positive single w/poly tendencies adult, I have hooked up as well.
Certainly is one way to start me squirming and getting me looking forward to a more, insistent, tool for deeper probing…
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Certainly is one way to start me squirming and getting me looking forward to a more, insistent, tool for deeper probing…
“11. How much teasing do you like?”
It would depend on what one considers “teasing”? Are we talking touches and such that might be thought of as foreplay…? Or something that comes before foreplay kicks into gear…?
It would depend on what one considers “teasing”? Are we talking touches and such that might be thought of as foreplay…? Or something that comes before foreplay kicks into gear…?
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“11. How much teasing do you like?”
It would depend on what one considers “teasing”? Are we talking touches and such that might be thought of as foreplay…? Or something that comes before foreplay kicks into gear…?
It would depend on what one considers “teasing”? Are we talking touches and such that might be thought of as foreplay…? Or something that comes before foreplay kicks into gear…?
“10. How much foreplay do you like?”
Foreplay…making out…roaming hands…mouths exploring…mmmmm
Gimmegimmegimme
Penetration is not the “end all, be all” for me. Loads should be milked and shot randomly while consenting adults are entangled together.
Foreplay…making out…roaming hands…mouths exploring…mmmmm
Gimmegimmegimme
Penetration is not the “end all, be all” for me. Loads should be milked and shot randomly while consenting adults are entangled together.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“10. How much foreplay do you like?”
Foreplay…making out…roaming hands…mouths exploring…mmmmm
Gimmegimmegimme
Penetration is not the “end all, be all” for me. Loads should be milked and shot randomly while consenting adults are entangled together.
Foreplay…making out…roaming hands…mouths exploring…mmmmm
Gimmegimmegimme
Penetration is not the “end all, be all” for me. Loads should be milked and shot randomly while consenting adults are entangled together.
All the better for viewing from behind as you’re walking in front of me. I bet the wobble of your basket from the front view would be just as entertaining/hypnotic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All the better for viewing from behind as you’re walking in front of me. I bet the wobble of your basket from the front view would be just as entertaining/hypnotic.
What can I say? When “inspired” I tend to be a bit precummy… 😉
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What can I say? When “inspired” I tend to be a bit precummy… 😉
Sure…threaten me with a fun time. See what happens.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sure…threaten me with a fun time. See what happens.
Yesplzthx. Who do I need to blow and swallow their load so I can wake up like this?
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yesplzthx. Who do I need to blow and swallow their load so I can wake up like this?
All the dads better watch out
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
All the dads better watch out