K. 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🐙
@spicymuppet.bsky.social
Still here for the gay pirate brainrot. Also a fan of books, cats, fiber arts, and outdoorsy shit. Primarily a lurker but friendly and mostly harmless I promise. In my 30s because time is a mindfuck.
Stede just needs the pajama version of chaps. (Clearly the world needs this. Keep all the important bits accessible but stay cozy otherwise.)
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Stede just needs the pajama version of chaps. (Clearly the world needs this. Keep all the important bits accessible but stay cozy otherwise.)
Short on seals and whales and such but yes we definitely have cryptids
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Short on seals and whales and such but yes we definitely have cryptids
Yeah I guess it's pretty okay...
(I'm a Michigan girlie but I'll take any excuse to hang out by the ocean too, so I really can't argue with you)
(I'm a Michigan girlie but I'll take any excuse to hang out by the ocean too, so I really can't argue with you)
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yeah I guess it's pretty okay...
(I'm a Michigan girlie but I'll take any excuse to hang out by the ocean too, so I really can't argue with you)
(I'm a Michigan girlie but I'll take any excuse to hang out by the ocean too, so I really can't argue with you)
The Great Lakes are a pretty good substitute...
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Great Lakes are a pretty good substitute...
Stede quits everything to follow his dream of opening a cinnamon roll shop. He lets Lucius choose the names and is mortified by the outcome, until those slutty buns catch the attention of one Edward Teach. Lucius is vindicated and insufferable about it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Stede quits everything to follow his dream of opening a cinnamon roll shop. He lets Lucius choose the names and is mortified by the outcome, until those slutty buns catch the attention of one Edward Teach. Lucius is vindicated and insufferable about it.
TOO LONG, is the answer. Thankfully you've come to the rescue!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
TOO LONG, is the answer. Thankfully you've come to the rescue!!!
Those 100% look like nebulae about to birth a star. Gorgeous!
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Those 100% look like nebulae about to birth a star. Gorgeous!
Thwarting capitalism one smutty fic at a time. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Thwarting capitalism one smutty fic at a time. 💜
The ears are SO GOOD, both of them.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The ears are SO GOOD, both of them.
Oh my goodness I love them so much. And they love each other so much! And they're so weird and little and perfect. 💜💜💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh my goodness I love them so much. And they love each other so much! And they're so weird and little and perfect. 💜💜💜
Seeing this post at 1am but forcing myself with superhuman efforts to go to bed instead of mainlining the next chapter. No chance I make it through tomorrow's workday without breaking, though.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Seeing this post at 1am but forcing myself with superhuman efforts to go to bed instead of mainlining the next chapter. No chance I make it through tomorrow's workday without breaking, though.
Miles making the world better one little guy at a time 💜
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Miles making the world better one little guy at a time 💜
Oh man if you're still doing little guys I will totally get in on that!
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh man if you're still doing little guys I will totally get in on that!
From a friend's deck, about a year ago. I had a visceral reaction to this card, like oh there you are.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
From a friend's deck, about a year ago. I had a visceral reaction to this card, like oh there you are.
That's hellaciously confusing and I hate it, thank you
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
That's hellaciously confusing and I hate it, thank you
Mine too! Extra pleased for my little birb today.
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Mine too! Extra pleased for my little birb today.
Ooh, that one is so good!
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ooh, that one is so good!
Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉
You say that as if we weren't already planning to melt...
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You say that as if we weren't already planning to melt...