Orb Weaver
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Orb Weaver
@spiderapologist.bsky.social
· Feb 22
Swear to god ill show up for you
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Leaving til friday
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Leaving til friday
I think the next time i hear radiohead's creep at a karaoke night im gonna make a scene
April 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I think the next time i hear radiohead's creep at a karaoke night im gonna make a scene
Benson Boone covered bohemian rhapsody and im really mad about it bc he gave it NOTHING
HALF ASSED
NOT ONE BELLY BREATH BELT
Brian May deserved better and im mad that his talent was wasted on such a fuckin soulless crowd pleaser
If anyone is gonna have the audacity its a white boy with a mullet
HALF ASSED
NOT ONE BELLY BREATH BELT
Brian May deserved better and im mad that his talent was wasted on such a fuckin soulless crowd pleaser
If anyone is gonna have the audacity its a white boy with a mullet
April 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Benson Boone covered bohemian rhapsody and im really mad about it bc he gave it NOTHING
HALF ASSED
NOT ONE BELLY BREATH BELT
Brian May deserved better and im mad that his talent was wasted on such a fuckin soulless crowd pleaser
If anyone is gonna have the audacity its a white boy with a mullet
HALF ASSED
NOT ONE BELLY BREATH BELT
Brian May deserved better and im mad that his talent was wasted on such a fuckin soulless crowd pleaser
If anyone is gonna have the audacity its a white boy with a mullet
Starting my first dnd campaign tonight
April 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Starting my first dnd campaign tonight
Soon as one thorn in my ass fucks off another one gotta take up the fuckin torch
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Soon as one thorn in my ass fucks off another one gotta take up the fuckin torch
Impala is always like
WE DROPPED A NEW ROLLER SKATE STYLE😃😃😃
GUESS WHAT ITS PINK✨🌈😍
YASSS GIRL GO SKATE GIRL WOOO GIRL GIRL BARBIE CUNT
WE DROPPED A NEW ROLLER SKATE STYLE😃😃😃
GUESS WHAT ITS PINK✨🌈😍
YASSS GIRL GO SKATE GIRL WOOO GIRL GIRL BARBIE CUNT
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Impala is always like
WE DROPPED A NEW ROLLER SKATE STYLE😃😃😃
GUESS WHAT ITS PINK✨🌈😍
YASSS GIRL GO SKATE GIRL WOOO GIRL GIRL BARBIE CUNT
WE DROPPED A NEW ROLLER SKATE STYLE😃😃😃
GUESS WHAT ITS PINK✨🌈😍
YASSS GIRL GO SKATE GIRL WOOO GIRL GIRL BARBIE CUNT
Found a new avi
He is my heart
He is my heart
April 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Found a new avi
He is my heart
He is my heart
At this point hearing "shake our sillies out" is going to trigger a mental break
April 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At this point hearing "shake our sillies out" is going to trigger a mental break
reached the point of morale struggle where i absolutely have to blast good vibes on my way to work or i WILL NOT be able to have a good day
Dopamine transfusion every day
Levels are critical
Dopamine transfusion every day
Levels are critical
April 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
reached the point of morale struggle where i absolutely have to blast good vibes on my way to work or i WILL NOT be able to have a good day
Dopamine transfusion every day
Levels are critical
Dopamine transfusion every day
Levels are critical
Being in charge of getting 14 3 year olds to sleep is a tough job but when i succeed i feel like a fucking wizard zapping them into slumber
a cartoon character with a purple hood and a gold chain around his neck is holding a light .
ALT: a cartoon character with a purple hood and a gold chain around his neck is holding a light .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Being in charge of getting 14 3 year olds to sleep is a tough job but when i succeed i feel like a fucking wizard zapping them into slumber
Picking up a new hobby where i pick up useless trash and try to make it a treasure to the kids by claiming that i treasure it because they are thieves by nature
April 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Picking up a new hobby where i pick up useless trash and try to make it a treasure to the kids by claiming that i treasure it because they are thieves by nature
Doesnt matter if you love him
Or capital H I M
Just put ur paws up bby
Or capital H I M
Just put ur paws up bby
April 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Doesnt matter if you love him
Or capital H I M
Just put ur paws up bby
Or capital H I M
Just put ur paws up bby
Black girl hair art is so inspiring
The 4C girlies get to have so much fun playing with their hair and its so exciting to see what they come up with bc its usually something ive never even once considered could be made with hair
The 4C girlies get to have so much fun playing with their hair and its so exciting to see what they come up with bc its usually something ive never even once considered could be made with hair
April 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Black girl hair art is so inspiring
The 4C girlies get to have so much fun playing with their hair and its so exciting to see what they come up with bc its usually something ive never even once considered could be made with hair
The 4C girlies get to have so much fun playing with their hair and its so exciting to see what they come up with bc its usually something ive never even once considered could be made with hair
Picture this
Im frantically whisper singing the wiggles as little Moira threatens to beat my ass
It calms her like a wild animal hearing Chopin for the fist time
Shes fully restrained but her body is finally succumbing to sleep
Shaking her sillies out in the final moments of her consciousness
Im frantically whisper singing the wiggles as little Moira threatens to beat my ass
It calms her like a wild animal hearing Chopin for the fist time
Shes fully restrained but her body is finally succumbing to sleep
Shaking her sillies out in the final moments of her consciousness
Shout out to this song for being the reason my wiley kid got to sleep for some reason
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
Shake Your Sillies Out
The Wiggles · Yummy Yummy · Song · 1994
open.spotify.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Picture this
Im frantically whisper singing the wiggles as little Moira threatens to beat my ass
It calms her like a wild animal hearing Chopin for the fist time
Shes fully restrained but her body is finally succumbing to sleep
Shaking her sillies out in the final moments of her consciousness
Im frantically whisper singing the wiggles as little Moira threatens to beat my ass
It calms her like a wild animal hearing Chopin for the fist time
Shes fully restrained but her body is finally succumbing to sleep
Shaking her sillies out in the final moments of her consciousness
Shout out to this song for being the reason my wiley kid got to sleep for some reason
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
Shake Your Sillies Out
The Wiggles · Yummy Yummy · Song · 1994
open.spotify.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Shout out to this song for being the reason my wiley kid got to sleep for some reason
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
open.spotify.com/track/1nZu34...
Id be curious to see statistics on alcoholism before and after the trump election
Bc wow do i want to lean on a vice
Bc wow do i want to lean on a vice
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Id be curious to see statistics on alcoholism before and after the trump election
Bc wow do i want to lean on a vice
Bc wow do i want to lean on a vice
Its not enough to make it impossible for the average human or anyone in a marginalized community to live a fulfilled life, we gotta tale joy comfort and education away from the children too
Im sick to my fucking stomach
If youre not radicalized by now youre fucking stupid
Im sick to my fucking stomach
If youre not radicalized by now youre fucking stupid
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Its not enough to make it impossible for the average human or anyone in a marginalized community to live a fulfilled life, we gotta tale joy comfort and education away from the children too
Im sick to my fucking stomach
If youre not radicalized by now youre fucking stupid
Im sick to my fucking stomach
If youre not radicalized by now youre fucking stupid
Crashing out hard over sesame workshop losing funding and their HBO contract
Im not ok
Dont ask if youre uncomforsbke around crying
Im not ok
Dont ask if youre uncomforsbke around crying
April 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Crashing out hard over sesame workshop losing funding and their HBO contract
Im not ok
Dont ask if youre uncomforsbke around crying
Im not ok
Dont ask if youre uncomforsbke around crying
One of my kids asked what the bumps on my face are
In that moment i felt a rare feeling
In that moment i felt a rare feeling
April 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my kids asked what the bumps on my face are
In that moment i felt a rare feeling
In that moment i felt a rare feeling
Grocery shopping makes me want to kms in a public fashion
Really make a show out of it
Really make a show out of it
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Grocery shopping makes me want to kms in a public fashion
Really make a show out of it
Really make a show out of it
Scooby doo has become quite sophisticated in plot
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scooby doo has become quite sophisticated in plot
Contemplating what my fursona would be
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Contemplating what my fursona would be
Just finished jjba and let me tell you the ending of stone ocean ruined the whole damn anime
March 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just finished jjba and let me tell you the ending of stone ocean ruined the whole damn anime
Gonna start calling my trauma "sickness of the mind" for the drama
March 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gonna start calling my trauma "sickness of the mind" for the drama