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𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆
@spiderbitch.bsky.social
(Disclaimer - THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT)
(Everything said here should be taken with a grain of salt)
LISTEN-
@elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social
@animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social
@cyrilwins.bsky.social

THIS IS NOT HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER! WE'RE A TEAM DAMNIT!! TEAMS ARE NOT MENT TO ACT LIKE THIS- OR HURT EACH OTHER!!!
February 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
GOTH PUNKS Y'ALL PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I'M KICKING YOU ALL OFF THE WIFI
February 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I WENT TO GO GET SUPPLIES- WTF DID I COME BACK TO!?
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So uh- apparently talking about being Goth Punk caused my post to blow up cuz idfk who half the people who liked my post are-

So to any random Goth Punks who stumble on this post, I guess introduce yourself plz?
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY????
February 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ight, my dear lovely Goth Punk.. PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

NO MORE BITING
NO MORE PUNCHING
NO TELEPATHICALLY THROWING
NONE OF IT-

Unless it's to our enemies.. so NOT EACH OTHER

@animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social
@cyrilwins.bsky.social
@elonmuskbabyreal.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thank you- both of you.. you can be ungrounded now
February 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
THAT'S IT- HANZO, CYCLOPS YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED! FOR A WEEK, UNLESS YOU BOTH APOLOGIZE!!

@animeluvrhanzo.bsky.social
@cyrilwins.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don't feel forced to join Darnell, he just gets excited to invite people when he thinks they're cool.
ILL UH. CONSIDER IT.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ALRIGHT- WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCK GAVE CYCLOPS INTERNET PRIVILEGES BACK?? BITCH IS NOT UNGROUNDED YET-
February 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HAHAHAHA- LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BITCH CRYIN- @picofulp.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Unlike some people on this app I have a life outside of social media, so someone explain what the fuck did I miss? Cuz my FYP is bullshit rn-
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS!? WTF-
all I know is that Cass has a cock, though I’m not sure about that yet
January 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO SEE YOUR SWORD!? I MEAN- I GUESS THEY CAN-!!??
maybe you should ask cassandra for permission 🤫
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Watch yo ass cuz your days are numbered gingerheaded asshole..
one like = i twist this theys balls
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Our petition is doing so well guys! We're getting rid of Pico!
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Y'all should sign my petition to get rid of Pico
January 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Next "We hate Pico" meeting is next week on Friday. Don't be fuckin late.
January 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM