this is really good

the one from Strüwwelpeter?

What's crabby in #Aldabra? An orange coconut crabs (Birgus latro) stalks the beach in the late afternoon.

let's hang out and I'll tell you all about it

depending on the doses this would probably be an awesome intranasal vax

I know a couple people who do this. almost certainly better than wondering what if! and if it's not you can always stop

I have some fun revenge ideas (of varying levels of harmlessness) that I never enacted & wanted to share when you were talking about your ex at my party, but stayed quiet cus the person I imagined them about was with us and we've been cool for a while now

that's sooo stupid

I'm never on bluesky and yet I'm blocked already