Spiked Doormat
@spikeddoormat.bsky.social
No need to follow. I'll eventually piss you off anyways, whether I mean to or not.
No boosts please, don't want a career as an influencer.
Hypocrisy is a MAGA virtue.
It's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.
No boosts please, don't want a career as an influencer.
Hypocrisy is a MAGA virtue.
It's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.
With a guest appearance by Lil' Nicky Fuentes.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
With a guest appearance by Lil' Nicky Fuentes.
Pedophilia and Psychopathy are no longer disqualifications for running as a Republican now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pedophilia and Psychopathy are no longer disqualifications for running as a Republican now.
They did it for Big Airline, and Schumer is either a complete pushover or he planned this and tried to pull a Lazy Susan with a no vote.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They did it for Big Airline, and Schumer is either a complete pushover or he planned this and tried to pull a Lazy Susan with a no vote.
Did you check your liquor inventory after spotting him?
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Did you check your liquor inventory after spotting him?
Kids Do the Darndest Things.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Kids Do the Darndest Things.
Extra irony would be Pootin getting cornholed by a Wagner bayonet or knife, especially after he held that gender reveal party with Prigozhin's plane.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I guess the stroke changed his mind for him.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I guess the stroke changed his mind for him.
Extra irony would be Pootin getting cornholed by a Wagner bayonet or knife, especially after he held that gender reveal party with Prigozhin's plane.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Extra irony would be Pootin getting cornholed by a Wagner bayonet or knife, especially after he held that gender reveal party with Prigozhin's plane.
Also, WHY is it only the Democrars who have members willing to sell out their own cause without hesitation? I have NEVER seen a GOPedo equivalent of Munchkin, Enema and Felcherman who actively undermine the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society without a thought. Murc's Law is reality now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Also, WHY is it only the Democrars who have members willing to sell out their own cause without hesitation? I have NEVER seen a GOPedo equivalent of Munchkin, Enema and Felcherman who actively undermine the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society without a thought. Murc's Law is reality now.
All because the Gangbang of 8 did the bidding of Big Airline.
Schmuck Chumer is either a complete pushover with no reign over the caucus or he engineered the cave-in with safe seats and retirees to try pulling a Lazy Susan with his token no vote. Either way he needs to be gone.
Schmuck Chumer is either a complete pushover with no reign over the caucus or he engineered the cave-in with safe seats and retirees to try pulling a Lazy Susan with his token no vote. Either way he needs to be gone.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
All because the Gangbang of 8 did the bidding of Big Airline.
Schmuck Chumer is either a complete pushover with no reign over the caucus or he engineered the cave-in with safe seats and retirees to try pulling a Lazy Susan with his token no vote. Either way he needs to be gone.
Schmuck Chumer is either a complete pushover with no reign over the caucus or he engineered the cave-in with safe seats and retirees to try pulling a Lazy Susan with his token no vote. Either way he needs to be gone.
The cruelty is the point.
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The cruelty is the point.
8 airline industry shills kileed the standoff on behalf of their donors.
Best case scenario, Schumer can't control his own caucus. Worst case scenario, Schumer engineered it so he could pull a Susan Collins. Either case, he needs to get out.
Best case scenario, Schumer can't control his own caucus. Worst case scenario, Schumer engineered it so he could pull a Susan Collins. Either case, he needs to get out.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
8 airline industry shills kileed the standoff on behalf of their donors.
Best case scenario, Schumer can't control his own caucus. Worst case scenario, Schumer engineered it so he could pull a Susan Collins. Either case, he needs to get out.
Best case scenario, Schumer can't control his own caucus. Worst case scenario, Schumer engineered it so he could pull a Susan Collins. Either case, he needs to get out.
They want the U.S. to balkanize. Leaves the whole world open to Russia and China and discourages repredentative governments in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They want the U.S. to balkanize. Leaves the whole world open to Russia and China and discourages repredentative governments in the future.
The Trumpodomor.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Trumpodomor.
A shame Hypekeem Jeffries is good for soundbites and nothing more.
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A shame Hypekeem Jeffries is good for soundbites and nothing more.
They did it to keep the airlines donating.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They did it to keep the airlines donating.
Kim Davis is crusading against Marriage Equality for LGBTs.
Kim Davis had multiple failed marriages.
Sounds to me like Kim Davis is trying to get revenge for all those failed marriages... 🤔
Kim Davis had multiple failed marriages.
Sounds to me like Kim Davis is trying to get revenge for all those failed marriages... 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kim Davis is crusading against Marriage Equality for LGBTs.
Kim Davis had multiple failed marriages.
Sounds to me like Kim Davis is trying to get revenge for all those failed marriages... 🤔
Kim Davis had multiple failed marriages.
Sounds to me like Kim Davis is trying to get revenge for all those failed marriages... 🤔
All Hypekeem is good for are soundbites.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All Hypekeem is good for are soundbites.
I saw it as damage control and firebreak on their part. Even after Fetterman and Friends forfeited the shutdown to Donnie Antoinette, the Supreme Council remembers Election Day well enough that threatening marriage equality now will just piss off more people and rally them.
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I saw it as damage control and firebreak on their part. Even after Fetterman and Friends forfeited the shutdown to Donnie Antoinette, the Supreme Council remembers Election Day well enough that threatening marriage equality now will just piss off more people and rally them.
The Gangbang of 8 did their part for the airline industry.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Gangbang of 8 did their part for the airline industry.
Even with the Gangbang of 8 caving in to the Reign of Error, the Supreme Council is smart enough to not throw more fuel to the Democratic fire with marriage equality.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Even with the Gangbang of 8 caving in to the Reign of Error, the Supreme Council is smart enough to not throw more fuel to the Democratic fire with marriage equality.
When parody is swallowed up by reality.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When parody is swallowed up by reality.
Hush Privileges.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hush Privileges.
Or making sure he doesn't risk life and limbs serving Ginny the divorce papers.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Or making sure he doesn't risk life and limbs serving Ginny the divorce papers.
It expires just when Fraudz starts selling a new miracle supplement.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It expires just when Fraudz starts selling a new miracle supplement.