Spike Jones
@spikejones.bsky.social
I've got all my flags unfurled.
The fact Star Trek uses the Beastie Boys to kill the bad guys is still awesome.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The fact Star Trek uses the Beastie Boys to kill the bad guys is still awesome.
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. There are two types of guys in the world that wear that baseball caps backwards: Catchers and assholes.
April 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. There are two types of guys in the world that wear that baseball caps backwards: Catchers and assholes.
The correct answer to “Do you want your martini shaken or stirred?” is “As much as I’d like to think I’m James Bond, I am not.”
March 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The correct answer to “Do you want your martini shaken or stirred?” is “As much as I’d like to think I’m James Bond, I am not.”
I hope no one is playing the game where you take a shot every time you hear “like nobody’s ever seen before.”
March 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I hope no one is playing the game where you take a shot every time you hear “like nobody’s ever seen before.”
Watching White House Down tonight. Appropriate?
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watching White House Down tonight. Appropriate?
Borrowing from the protests in Serbia. Seems applicable to the US....
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Borrowing from the protests in Serbia. Seems applicable to the US....
Those little wine gift bags have got to be one of the most reused items on the planet.
January 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Those little wine gift bags have got to be one of the most reused items on the planet.
If you have plenty of time to eat at the airport, but instead take your stinky food to go just to open it on the plane: you’re wrong.
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
If you have plenty of time to eat at the airport, but instead take your stinky food to go just to open it on the plane: you’re wrong.
Airport bar. 8:27AM. Guy next to me is insistent on having a French 75. Bartender has no clue. What did he expect?
December 6, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Airport bar. 8:27AM. Guy next to me is insistent on having a French 75. Bartender has no clue. What did he expect?
Shrinking is one of the best shows of all time. Fight me.
December 5, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Shrinking is one of the best shows of all time. Fight me.
Just deleted my (almost) 15-year old Twitter account. That felt great. Happy to be here!
November 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Just deleted my (almost) 15-year old Twitter account. That felt great. Happy to be here!