// Gonna be inactive for a little while on all my rp accounts, I'm getting caught up in IRL stuff

so that's
@madamoizelmagnet.bsky.social
@adsforyou.bsky.social
@spilliamspafton.bsky.social
that'll be on hiatus.

See you when I get back

( William steps outside, lighting a cigarette with his Fazbear™ Lighter with one fluid movement. )

🟣 Are all Spamtons this... averse to help?

( He's muttering the words to himself, and takes a puff of his cigarette. )

🟣 ...or is it just mine?

🟣 Is everything alright, darling? You've been acting more distant as of late.

* EVERYTHING'S [Peaches!] DON'T U WORRY.

( Spamton fidgets with his hands. )

🟣 If something's bothering you, you can talk to me. We'll work it out together.

* N NO [Really?], I"M [Fine China].

🟣 If you're sure...

( Spamton's alone.

He's taking a walk around the block, tuning out the sounds of cars and birds and everything else so that he can think. Really think.

He's happy here, isn't he? Sure, the pizzeria's struggling, but they still make good money. Sure, he's far from where he used to call home and >

🟣 ...There seem to be a lot of unhappy marriages on this app.

* WE'RE VERY [Luck Of The Draw!]

// I don't even mind if no one else sees any of what I've written here ever, because I know it's out there, that these two messed up men have found happiness with each other in some universe

🟣 You know, darling... Sometimes I wonder about how different my life could have gone.

* ( Snacking on a bag of chips ) LIKE [You Won't Regret It!]ING CHO1CES U MADE?

🟣 No, more like... somewhere out there is a version of me who did something slightly different, and is now someone entirely new.

🟣 We're opening the floor to questions now, if you have any.

* ASK US [Anything You Want!]

spilliamspafton.straw.page

// How did I go from Spamton dyes his hair to maid outfits to pipis lore

🟣 When were you going to tell me that your... eggs-

* [Pipis]

🟣 Yes, you said. When were you going to tell me they're magic?

* I [Think Fast] YOU [[New]] ALREAD Y.

🟣 Well, no. I assumed they were normal eggs. Like eggs... normally are.

* THEY"RE [Bluescreen]???

🟣 Some animals have blue eggs!

( William comes by later to check on the cleaning. )

🟣 Wha- Is that a maid dress??

( Yes. Yes it is. )

* I'M A [Real Boy] [[Cleaning Lady]] NOW.

🟣 Where did you even get that? We don't have-

* [Pipis]

🟣 ...what.

🟣 ...Did you dye your hair in the bathtub again?

* IT WASN T ME, IT WAS [The Voices].

( William sighs and shakes his head, but there's a small smile on his face. )

🟣 Just clean up the stains, will you? We already have enough messes to deal with.

* SURE TH1NG, [Hot sauce].

♡ Crack fic of one possible way Spamton and William Afton could have met:

Taking out the trash should have been someone else's job. But here he was anyway, heading out to the dumpster beside the pizzeria with a bag of food scraps and other junk. It was hard to see in the dark outside - he should >

// So this is a thing now. I may have accidentally gotten really invested in them and started this on a whim

♡ Typing

🟣 William is speaking.

* Spamton is speaking.

( Actions/description for them both. )

// OOC

♡ Muses

~ Pre chap 3 Spamton
~ Pre springlock William
~ Kris' pocket somehow opened an interdimensional portal and he ended up in William's world
~ William found him in the dumpster by the pizzeria, and it turned out they had a lot of things in common, and badabing badaboom they're together now

♡ Mun

~ @plegdoktor87.bsky.social
~ 20+
~ he/they
~ Multifandom and multishipper
~ Not new to rp but new to bsky rp

♡ Rules

~ Only interact if you're 18+
~ No romantic/sexual shipping with other muses, they're very happy together
~ UNLESS your muse is also a version of Spamton or William, then they might be open
~ This is a crackship but I'm invested now so be nice

🟣 I always come back.

* THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]!

#puppetkiller #spilliamspafton #deltarunerp #fnafrp #drrp