Jerk Store
@spimothy.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm. Chiefs Kingdom.
Please send me your dog pics.
July 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Please send me your dog pics.
You know who’s going to be 5 years sober in January?
Ashli Babbitt.
Ashli Babbitt.
July 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know who’s going to be 5 years sober in January?
Ashli Babbitt.
Ashli Babbitt.
Just looking at Kristi Noem makes me feel sick to my stomach.
July 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just looking at Kristi Noem makes me feel sick to my stomach.
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You might be doomscrolling right now, but keep in mind that Pete Hegseth has a news conference scheduled for 5am pacific that will surely make it better
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You might be doomscrolling right now, but keep in mind that Pete Hegseth has a news conference scheduled for 5am pacific that will surely make it better
I see him wearing that stupid fucking hat… I just wanna slap it off his stupid head.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I see him wearing that stupid fucking hat… I just wanna slap it off his stupid head.
You know who wouldn’t have gotten us into an unnecessary war?
Kamala. 🤷🏽♂️
Kamala. 🤷🏽♂️
June 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You know who wouldn’t have gotten us into an unnecessary war?
Kamala. 🤷🏽♂️
Kamala. 🤷🏽♂️
This one goes out to the Trump voters with family in the military that’s going to get sent into an unnecessary war…
June 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This one goes out to the Trump voters with family in the military that’s going to get sent into an unnecessary war…
All the Trump voters gotta feel good about this one, right? Put us right into a fucking war! Yeah, good job you idiots.
June 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
All the Trump voters gotta feel good about this one, right? Put us right into a fucking war! Yeah, good job you idiots.
Went to my first Dave Matthews Band concert this past weekend. He’s got a new fan.
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Went to my first Dave Matthews Band concert this past weekend. He’s got a new fan.
Orange dipshit is going to pull us into this war unnecessarily.
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Orange dipshit is going to pull us into this war unnecessarily.
That piece of shit Minnesota shooter killed their dog too. Burn in hell, buddy.
June 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
That piece of shit Minnesota shooter killed their dog too. Burn in hell, buddy.
The fact Mike Lindell still believes what he does shows that he really may be crazy. Like clinically crazy.
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The fact Mike Lindell still believes what he does shows that he really may be crazy. Like clinically crazy.
Are pets still being eaten?
June 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Are pets still being eaten?
Are they still doing sex change operations at the schools?!?
June 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Are they still doing sex change operations at the schools?!?
Send me pics of your dogs. Please and thank you.
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Send me pics of your dogs. Please and thank you.
Heard a story about this douchebag I know that slept with a girl off Bumble and stole money from her when she was sleeping. Got blasted on some website about it. Fucking loser 🤣🤣
March 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Heard a story about this douchebag I know that slept with a girl off Bumble and stole money from her when she was sleeping. Got blasted on some website about it. Fucking loser 🤣🤣
How much you wanna bet Trump doesn’t even know how to drive?
March 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How much you wanna bet Trump doesn’t even know how to drive?
🤣 WTF
holy shit -- Trump was reading from a literal Tesla sales pitch, complete with pricing, during his White House event with Elon Musk. (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
🤣 WTF
Just so we’re clear, it still sucks here. Fuck the government.
March 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just so we’re clear, it still sucks here. Fuck the government.
I do like elements of Bluesky.
March 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I do like elements of Bluesky.
Donald Trump tried to kiss me.
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Donald Trump tried to kiss me.
Trump would blame this on Biden.
Anne Marie Hochhalter, who spoke publicly about the long-lasting effects of gun violence after she was paralyzed in the 1999 mass shooting at Columbine High School in Colorado, was found dead on Sunday at her home. She was 43. nyti.ms/3X8xaB0
February 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump would blame this on Biden.
Pete Hegseth is a drunk.
February 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pete Hegseth is a drunk.