Looks like a live Lowry painting .

I'm not 100% sure that's his natural hair colour.

Is this in the first person? Struggling to keep up.

Nobody believes this. Your cringing at this mistake is palpable through every word you type. If we test your patience feel free to not be on here anymore. x

Nobody gives a fuck

I cannot believe people actually drive around in those things! (I’m in the uk)

Welcome to this merry parish!