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Dancing through the lightning strikes ⚡️ 29F
Angry at my dress pants for not being as comfortable as sweatpants. What a world.
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Angry at my dress pants for not being as comfortable as sweatpants. What a world.
I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 so 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼 sick 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 man 👏🏼
Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.
Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 so 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼 sick 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 man 👏🏼
Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.
Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.
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If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
Plot twist: “Kitty” from life of a showgirl (song) is actually Kitty Forman from That 70’s Show.
an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Plot twist: “Kitty” from life of a showgirl (song) is actually Kitty Forman from That 70’s Show.
Oh watching that press conference did absolutely nothing for my nerves.
But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.
But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Oh watching that press conference did absolutely nothing for my nerves.
But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.
But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.
Ohhhh it’s a bad day for my mental health.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Ohhhh it’s a bad day for my mental health.
We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season
Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic.
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic.
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
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How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life
I refuse to let you make me feel small.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I refuse to let you make me feel small.
“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”
Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
I can pay for concert tickets.
What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk.
Talk about an automated response.
Talk about an automated response.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk.
Talk about an automated response.
Talk about an automated response.
Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days
Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.
“Apparently this can be rather emotional”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Apparently this can be rather emotional”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
Almost became the meat in a metal sandwich on the highway this morning so if you need me I’ll be in a panicked ball in the corner.
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Almost became the meat in a metal sandwich on the highway this morning so if you need me I’ll be in a panicked ball in the corner.
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
4th cocktail vibes are STRONG
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
4th cocktail vibes are STRONG
RIP Anne Boleyn you would have loved Taylor Swift
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RIP Anne Boleyn you would have loved Taylor Swift
Them: “watching anything good lately?”
Me: *points at book*
Me: *points at book*
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Them: “watching anything good lately?”
Me: *points at book*
Me: *points at book*
I pinched a nerve in my back and now I’m questioning my ability to go on
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I pinched a nerve in my back and now I’m questioning my ability to go on
I love when my period ends and my face de-bloats and I feel like handsome squidward again
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I love when my period ends and my face de-bloats and I feel like handsome squidward again
Did you hear that?
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did you hear that?
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
Happy Halloween to all the skeletons in my closet & all the bitches I’ve ghosted 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy Halloween to all the skeletons in my closet & all the bitches I’ve ghosted 🖤