SpiteCat
spitecat.bsky.social
SpiteCat
@spitecat.bsky.social
Small-town Illinois
Why does he have individual toes?
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How big are Dino Riders figures? They look like M.A.S.K. figs.
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Leg day? The hell is leg day?"
October 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh, they finally made Black Bolt's wings removable.
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Spider-Man #7 1991
Where Todd McFarlane absolutely knows how many legs children have.
September 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Always liked that costume, even though he only wore it for like 6 issues (and Infinity Gauntlet!)
September 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
When your fire department doesn't have the budget for a Lamborghini.
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
As if T30 Springer wasn't incredible enough, his box art also had this beautiful Clayton Crain drawing, which I can't find anywhere online.
September 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You know who else was 33, had a bloody face and fell a lot?
September 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
No! It's very confusing....where do the stresses go?
August 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I showed my wife the comparison pics, and said "I gotta get the one with the red thighs, right?" and she said "Well duh."
August 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"The leopards bit off my nose to spite my face"
July 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You're talking about Lucas's Star Wars prequels, aren't you?
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When a normal person says "deficit" I assume they're confusing it with the national debt and are picturing that fucking Debt Clock in NYC.
July 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think you can fix this with Prowl and the corpse of Ambulon.
June 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I already have these. Make Spinister and Misfire, cowards!
June 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Much like Wayne's World must exist in the Star Wars universe because "exsqueeze me" is used in canon dialog.
May 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The scrutiny...it burns.
May 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
People will bitch about pulp in their orange juice, but down a can of this.
May 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM