Lyssa Biscuits, A The Award Winning Designer
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alyssa | the dog-moth-sea-serpent girl your mum warned you about | game designer at Biscuit Fund Games | 28 | trans | she/her | occasionally nsfw | KNOW MY HUNGER
NYOPE NOT TONIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
NYOPE NOT TONIGHT
This week I have off work so I decided to battle the ADHD and sort out my funny plastic model toys.
...so it turns out that I may have a problem, considering this is just the Great Devourer stuff and we haven't touched my EC, CSM, Custodes, Heresy IF or AoS Slaanesh
#nerdlings
...so it turns out that I may have a problem, considering this is just the Great Devourer stuff and we haven't touched my EC, CSM, Custodes, Heresy IF or AoS Slaanesh
#nerdlings
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This week I have off work so I decided to battle the ADHD and sort out my funny plastic model toys.
...so it turns out that I may have a problem, considering this is just the Great Devourer stuff and we haven't touched my EC, CSM, Custodes, Heresy IF or AoS Slaanesh
#nerdlings
...so it turns out that I may have a problem, considering this is just the Great Devourer stuff and we haven't touched my EC, CSM, Custodes, Heresy IF or AoS Slaanesh
#nerdlings
Thank you Aldi own-brand energy drink for the impeccable "edgelord Live Laugh Love" vibes
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Thank you Aldi own-brand energy drink for the impeccable "edgelord Live Laugh Love" vibes
Finally got around to starting Knuckle Sandwich, a game I was incredibly hyped for and then completely forgot about.
More games need a GOBLIN METER.
More games need a GOBLIN METER.
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Finally got around to starting Knuckle Sandwich, a game I was incredibly hyped for and then completely forgot about.
More games need a GOBLIN METER.
More games need a GOBLIN METER.
this is a thing in TPMO I just need to name them. taking a puff of the "inhaler that makes your mind expand and also shuts off some of your arteries you weren't using"
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
this is a thing in TPMO I just need to name them. taking a puff of the "inhaler that makes your mind expand and also shuts off some of your arteries you weren't using"
Oh sick you've got a spambot pretending to be you
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh sick you've got a spambot pretending to be you
oh so this is what ronn chambara was doing in there
September 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
oh so this is what ronn chambara was doing in there
the apex of our military strategy is the deployment of funny cylinders covered in eyes, trust me your highness
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
the apex of our military strategy is the deployment of funny cylinders covered in eyes, trust me your highness
Last hour of Tabletop Scotland means LAST HOUR SALE!! Full 20% off everything Biscuit Fund Games - grab it while you can, including our FINAL COPY of GOBLIN COUNTRY!!!
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Last hour of Tabletop Scotland means LAST HOUR SALE!! Full 20% off everything Biscuit Fund Games - grab it while you can, including our FINAL COPY of GOBLIN COUNTRY!!!
Biscuit has had a long shift without treats and is ready to have a nap. Everybody tell her she did a good job!
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Biscuit has had a long shift without treats and is ready to have a nap. Everybody tell her she did a good job!
Biscuit Fund Games (@plumtreechloe.bsky.social and I) are at Tabletop Scotland! Come say hi at Z2-06 and meet the legendary Biscuit the Cat herself...
September 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Biscuit Fund Games (@plumtreechloe.bsky.social and I) are at Tabletop Scotland! Come say hi at Z2-06 and meet the legendary Biscuit the Cat herself...
Did our Session Zero of Triangle Agency today and not only have I missed running an in-person game SO hard but I am enjoying all the repulsive corporate props I get to use as a General Manager. Notably: the Corporate Whiteboard
August 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did our Session Zero of Triangle Agency today and not only have I missed running an in-person game SO hard but I am enjoying all the repulsive corporate props I get to use as a General Manager. Notably: the Corporate Whiteboard
apropos of precisely Nothing a set of scammers have decided to try and get money out of us by pledging £2000 to Bittercold on no reward tier, that they will undoubtedly pull later in the process and ask us to pay them money to restore
let's hope they forget to cancel their pledge!
let's hope they forget to cancel their pledge!
August 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
apropos of precisely Nothing a set of scammers have decided to try and get money out of us by pledging £2000 to Bittercold on no reward tier, that they will undoubtedly pull later in the process and ask us to pay them money to restore
let's hope they forget to cancel their pledge!
let's hope they forget to cancel their pledge!
There's a catgirl on wplace near where we live that is the site of a constant battle between people drawing a bra on her and people editing it off. She's dressed and undressed over seven times today
Spamton is here too
Spamton is here too
August 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There's a catgirl on wplace near where we live that is the site of a constant battle between people drawing a bra on her and people editing it off. She's dressed and undressed over seven times today
Spamton is here too
Spamton is here too
I was privy to the internal shortlisting process for the GW logo. This one almost got in but was pipped to the post for being "too vivacious" and "far too colourful"
July 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I was privy to the internal shortlisting process for the GW logo. This one almost got in but was pipped to the post for being "too vivacious" and "far too colourful"
My only interaction with the concept of Hulk Hogan was me and my then-housemate role-playing him leading the White Rose armies against the despotic Henry "Yugi" Tudor
Learning he was a real terrible person and _not_ a war hero with electrical powers sucks!
Learning he was a real terrible person and _not_ a war hero with electrical powers sucks!
July 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My only interaction with the concept of Hulk Hogan was me and my then-housemate role-playing him leading the White Rose armies against the despotic Henry "Yugi" Tudor
Learning he was a real terrible person and _not_ a war hero with electrical powers sucks!
Learning he was a real terrible person and _not_ a war hero with electrical powers sucks!
My stinky man arrived a couple days back and I adore him so much, thank you for bringing him into my life
June 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My stinky man arrived a couple days back and I adore him so much, thank you for bringing him into my life
1 - The Rosewater Insurrection (Tade Thompson)
One of the fastest-paced books I've read in a While, and to Thompson's credit he balances five PoV characters pretty well. Rosewater is a gorgeous setting and I love exploring it, but I do feel this blasted too fast compared to the measured last book.
One of the fastest-paced books I've read in a While, and to Thompson's credit he balances five PoV characters pretty well. Rosewater is a gorgeous setting and I love exploring it, but I do feel this blasted too fast compared to the measured last book.
June 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
1 - The Rosewater Insurrection (Tade Thompson)
One of the fastest-paced books I've read in a While, and to Thompson's credit he balances five PoV characters pretty well. Rosewater is a gorgeous setting and I love exploring it, but I do feel this blasted too fast compared to the measured last book.
One of the fastest-paced books I've read in a While, and to Thompson's credit he balances five PoV characters pretty well. Rosewater is a gorgeous setting and I love exploring it, but I do feel this blasted too fast compared to the measured last book.
Holmes did a tiny little wee on the bed in front of us, just a teeny smidge to mark his territory after we changed the bed. Just stood there and looked us in the eye as he left a lil wet patch.
Where did our nervous lil man get that kinda steel? Can't help but be proud of him?
Where did our nervous lil man get that kinda steel? Can't help but be proud of him?
June 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Holmes did a tiny little wee on the bed in front of us, just a teeny smidge to mark his territory after we changed the bed. Just stood there and looked us in the eye as he left a lil wet patch.
Where did our nervous lil man get that kinda steel? Can't help but be proud of him?
Where did our nervous lil man get that kinda steel? Can't help but be proud of him?
A generation who is being exposed to years of instant-gratification media just bounces the hell off of this, especially if they've got to do a bunch of exams based on rote memorisation of the text.
This is not how you encourage someone to love literature is what I'm sayin
This is not how you encourage someone to love literature is what I'm sayin
June 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A generation who is being exposed to years of instant-gratification media just bounces the hell off of this, especially if they've got to do a bunch of exams based on rote memorisation of the text.
This is not how you encourage someone to love literature is what I'm sayin
This is not how you encourage someone to love literature is what I'm sayin
dunno what's worse: that this exists, that I looked for it, or that I bop with it
June 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
dunno what's worse: that this exists, that I looked for it, or that I bop with it
HUH
June 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
HUH
Rip to a real format, and whatever this duel was
June 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Rip to a real format, and whatever this duel was
my echolalia has come home to roost
Frickin BEATULS and their ability to soak through the increasingly porous sponge that is my brain
Frickin BEATULS and their ability to soak through the increasingly porous sponge that is my brain
June 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my echolalia has come home to roost
Frickin BEATULS and their ability to soak through the increasingly porous sponge that is my brain
Frickin BEATULS and their ability to soak through the increasingly porous sponge that is my brain
Why does Darumi keep doing this face. What emotion does it convey.
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why does Darumi keep doing this face. What emotion does it convey.