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Elizabeth
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I am a person. Hi.

(pronouns: she/her)
Angus would be a YA novel where the protagonist is constantly embarrassing themselves and full of anxiety because life is VERY OVERWHELMING AND SCARY, but everything turns out okay in the end.
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fiona would be a glossy memoir of a beautiful woman who is actually a hot mess trash panda underneath all the glamour.
January 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
(I swore I wasn't ever gonna post anything but cat pics here on Bluesky but here I am unloading some generational trauma I wasn't aware I was carrying around.) (Sorry.) (I'll try to post something funny next, and then more cat pics.)
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They're calling the app "RedNote" in English but literally 小红书 = Little Red Book. I just. Wow.
January 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm a little surprised at how hard this is hitting me, TBH. I feel like I've been punched in the gut. It feels really bad, y'all.

100% certain most of the folks downloading that app have no fucking clue what the Little Red Book was nor what it symbolized.
January 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am happy you're still getting something out of derby. I'm still kind of at the stage where thinking about derby makes me a little sad. Sometimes can trigger a spiral I really don't love being in if I let myself start ruminating. I just try not to think about it too much. I both miss it & I don't.
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 PM
That is indeed hilarious. Trump people in Ontario confuse me, though. This isn't the first I've heard of them being there - I definitely saw a dude on a Canadian Discord server all excited on election night when it became clear Trump was winning. But like. Why? It's not your country, my dude. 🤔
December 1, 2024 at 7:59 AM
OMFG WTAF 🤦‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 7:48 AM
🛼
December 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM