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luke spit
@spitperson.bsky.social
i can predict when you will die psychically with my brain
And when I’m back in chicaaaaago, I’m penis
February 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nobody's talking about how the CEO shooter had a 20L Peak Design Everyday Backpack in either Ash or Charcoal
December 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
how does one know themselves and what if the person they are sucks ass
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i find it hard to justify having any stance that is optimistic about anything anymore
November 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Has anyone figured out what you're supposed to do with the other arm while you're cuddling? One arm draped over them, no problem. feel like I've had a lot of time to come up with something for the other arm, but
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 AM
they called it dune because of all the sand
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 AM
i swear to god if we let zoomers have their way they'd reimplement the hays code
November 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
scored a vintage camera bag today
November 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
can't wait to become the stupidest guy on bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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“We shouldn’t cut off Trump supporters” what if I hate them and want them to feel that
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM
i've come back because somebody reminded me that this app still exists
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
i will not engage with discourse. i will put a roman candle in my butthole and do something really cool with it.
July 4, 2023 at 3:48 PM
what if i became a hog posting guy on the cloud app
July 1, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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Elong Munsk
July 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
looking at a book and shaking my head so everyone knows i’m fuckign… spatially efficient
Libraries in their current form are outdated. The need for physical media is unnecessary and a waste of or real estate
June 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
observe: the small croissant
June 15, 2023 at 4:06 PM
today i’ve pissed myself twice and i’m afraid it’s going to happen again
June 15, 2023 at 4:03 PM