Eric John Anderson
@splanderson.bsky.social
Author/Screenwriter | Horror and Queer Fiction | Recovering Vinyl Record & Book Collector
Currently writing the section of my manuscript that I’m dubbing:
“The Shitteth Hath Hitteth the Fan-eth.”
“The Shitteth Hath Hitteth the Fan-eth.”
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Currently writing the section of my manuscript that I’m dubbing:
“The Shitteth Hath Hitteth the Fan-eth.”
“The Shitteth Hath Hitteth the Fan-eth.”
I want to read right now, but work is getting in the way.
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I want to read right now, but work is getting in the way.
My confidence in submitting short stories to journals and magazines is at an all-time low. Not sure if I should put any more effort towards them…
July 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My confidence in submitting short stories to journals and magazines is at an all-time low. Not sure if I should put any more effort towards them…
They say that during a gold rush, be the one selling shovels… anyone know where I can buy A.I. shovels at wholesale?
July 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They say that during a gold rush, be the one selling shovels… anyone know where I can buy A.I. shovels at wholesale?
I didn’t graduate from anything, but can someone take me to Chili’s anyway?
May 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I didn’t graduate from anything, but can someone take me to Chili’s anyway?
Just received a short story rejection that simply said: “We regret that we are unable to publish it”
Mysterious. Ominous. What is it that made them so unable?? I need answers!
Mysterious. Ominous. What is it that made them so unable?? I need answers!
May 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just received a short story rejection that simply said: “We regret that we are unable to publish it”
Mysterious. Ominous. What is it that made them so unable?? I need answers!
Mysterious. Ominous. What is it that made them so unable?? I need answers!
When I was younger, once I got through a few chapters of a book, I would read the last page. I think my anxiety wouldn’t let me enjoy the story unless I knew if they lived/completed the goal/got what they wanted. Today I absolutely hate spoilers and want to enjoy the work in its own time.
May 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When I was younger, once I got through a few chapters of a book, I would read the last page. I think my anxiety wouldn’t let me enjoy the story unless I knew if they lived/completed the goal/got what they wanted. Today I absolutely hate spoilers and want to enjoy the work in its own time.
Time to repost this from Say Anything:
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
March 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Time to repost this from Say Anything:
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
“Great news! To thank you for being one of our most valued customers, we‘re giving you the opportunity to give us more money by adding another service to your plan.”
March 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Great news! To thank you for being one of our most valued customers, we‘re giving you the opportunity to give us more money by adding another service to your plan.”
It is an absolute delight to see my work in print for the very first time!: Utah’s Best Poetry & Prose 2025. I am honored my story was chosen out of all the great works and hope everyone goes out to get their copy. Here is the link to buy: a.co/d/8krlvlr
Utah's Best Poetry & Prose 2025
Utah's Best Poetry & Prose 2025 [Ward, Cassidy, Young, Bryan, Gordon, Joseph, Allen, C.W., Thorn, Mae, Lyon, Inna V., Shoemaker, Michael, Lindsay, C. H., Anderson, Eric John, Kunz, L.S.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Utah's Best Poetry & Prose 2025
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March 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It is an absolute delight to see my work in print for the very first time!: Utah’s Best Poetry & Prose 2025. I am honored my story was chosen out of all the great works and hope everyone goes out to get their copy. Here is the link to buy: a.co/d/8krlvlr
Maybe once they destroy everything, we’ll have a chance to rebuild it better.
February 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Maybe once they destroy everything, we’ll have a chance to rebuild it better.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that religious conservatives are more like me than I realized… We both like to be dominated by older white straight-acting men.
February 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The more I think about it, the more I realize that religious conservatives are more like me than I realized… We both like to be dominated by older white straight-acting men.
I was about to post an extremely controversial joke. But then I hesitated. I might still post it later, who knows.
February 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was about to post an extremely controversial joke. But then I hesitated. I might still post it later, who knows.
My plan for retirement location needs the following criteria:
1. Warm
2. Walkable
3. Woke
So it is with great pleasure I am announcing I’ll be retiring in hell. It seems a LOT more fun anyway.
1. Warm
2. Walkable
3. Woke
So it is with great pleasure I am announcing I’ll be retiring in hell. It seems a LOT more fun anyway.
February 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My plan for retirement location needs the following criteria:
1. Warm
2. Walkable
3. Woke
So it is with great pleasure I am announcing I’ll be retiring in hell. It seems a LOT more fun anyway.
1. Warm
2. Walkable
3. Woke
So it is with great pleasure I am announcing I’ll be retiring in hell. It seems a LOT more fun anyway.
I don’t know how best to describe this, but what I’m craving is the McChicken and McDouble from 30 years ago.
February 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don’t know how best to describe this, but what I’m craving is the McChicken and McDouble from 30 years ago.
Asked Alexa to play a Muppet Christmas Carol mix. Fourth song played was a parody: “Walking in Women’s Underwear” Can’t tell if I should be amused.
December 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Asked Alexa to play a Muppet Christmas Carol mix. Fourth song played was a parody: “Walking in Women’s Underwear” Can’t tell if I should be amused.
Creativity is so cool:
- You can hate yourself for not starting.
- Once you start, you can hate what you are working on.
- You can hate that other people create better than you.
- Once finished, you can hate what you created.
- When other people like your creation, you can hate that they like it.
- You can hate yourself for not starting.
- Once you start, you can hate what you are working on.
- You can hate that other people create better than you.
- Once finished, you can hate what you created.
- When other people like your creation, you can hate that they like it.
December 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Creativity is so cool:
- You can hate yourself for not starting.
- Once you start, you can hate what you are working on.
- You can hate that other people create better than you.
- Once finished, you can hate what you created.
- When other people like your creation, you can hate that they like it.
- You can hate yourself for not starting.
- Once you start, you can hate what you are working on.
- You can hate that other people create better than you.
- Once finished, you can hate what you created.
- When other people like your creation, you can hate that they like it.
Don’t post something in the work chat right after I posted something. It detracts from my hearts and likes.
December 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Don’t post something in the work chat right after I posted something. It detracts from my hearts and likes.
If (somehow) all creative things stopped getting produced, how long would it take for someone who lived forever to consume all media currently available? (Books, magazines, music and films.)
December 4, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If (somehow) all creative things stopped getting produced, how long would it take for someone who lived forever to consume all media currently available? (Books, magazines, music and films.)
The screenshot copy and delete tool, is the greatest feature of all my phone.
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
The screenshot copy and delete tool, is the greatest feature of all my phone.
Need to stop following book influencers. My TBR is stacked as it is!
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Need to stop following book influencers. My TBR is stacked as it is!
I have nothing to talk about now that novel writing month is over.
December 2, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I have nothing to talk about now that novel writing month is over.
Utah Novel Writing Month Day Thirty: 4,625 Words
Total words written: 50,018
This calls for a celebration of epic proportions. That’s right, I’m going to bed. G’night!
Total words written: 50,018
This calls for a celebration of epic proportions. That’s right, I’m going to bed. G’night!
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Utah Novel Writing Month Day Thirty: 4,625 Words
Total words written: 50,018
This calls for a celebration of epic proportions. That’s right, I’m going to bed. G’night!
Total words written: 50,018
This calls for a celebration of epic proportions. That’s right, I’m going to bed. G’night!
Passing an old Shell station that has been abandoned.
“That’s now just an empty shell.”
🏆👑🥳
“That’s now just an empty shell.”
🏆👑🥳
December 1, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Passing an old Shell station that has been abandoned.
“That’s now just an empty shell.”
🏆👑🥳
“That’s now just an empty shell.”
🏆👑🥳
Utah Novel Writing Month Day Twenty-Nine: 5,201 Words
One. More. Day. Left. 😱😱😱
One. More. Day. Left. 😱😱😱
November 30, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Utah Novel Writing Month Day Twenty-Nine: 5,201 Words
One. More. Day. Left. 😱😱😱
One. More. Day. Left. 😱😱😱