splashyymama.bsky.social
@splashyymama.bsky.social
Everybody always know something u do not 😂😂😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yall broke twitter again? 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Puttin that one in my back pocket for later for sure!
February 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Idc if it’s wrong I want that nigga to die!
January 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This what happens when ur father is a piece of shit! Smfh
December 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Boy stopped by for 5 secs and think he run the house. Boy gtf on
December 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Niggas just lie for no reason 🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s just sad atp
December 1, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I know all the moves all the sayings lol! I know u finna do some fuck shit I would prolly murder u for next week. But u playin it cool. Slid a lil dick for me to be nice 😂😂😂😂. But my intuition hasn’t failed me in 20+ years b 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Sometimes I think this nigga forget I know him like the back of my hand!
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I really hate this feeling lmao but I do it to myself every time 🤦🏽‍♀️
November 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
It’s the fact that I met the literal perfect man. But he belongs to someone else! Lmao but he gives great advice! If only we met 5 years ago he said we would be married lol. And that hurt my soul 😂😂
November 30, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I know he went back to sleep so I ain’t even finna bother him. Lol I know what’s goin on smh
November 28, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I know this nigga fuckin before he has to spend the day with me tomorrow lmaoo! Lord be a shield!
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 AM
I’m legit so tired of this shit! I need to find my real husband lol
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Literally dropped off plates to his mama house for tomorrow 🤦🏽‍♀️😩
November 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Nigga ain’t even have to tell me that. But ok sir lol. U still clapping cheeks that ain’t mine nowadays smfh
November 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Lmfaooo I have the best convos with the most unavailable men 😂😂
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 AM
It’s time for me to get back to being disrespectful lol
November 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Bitch ass nigga got me fucked up! Never tf again!
November 24, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Finally getting rid of somethin that is 100% authentically him and it feels fuckin great!
November 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Mr “I used to be a jiggalo” got laughed out so hard the other day! Sir step out my face before I drop kick u 😂
November 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Lmfao if I care about u u really actually only have 1 chance to respond to my text before I disappear
November 23, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I love when a man make me feel as sexy as I know I am! Baby that energy is unmatched!! It’s really a feeling I been longin for. Not just “another one of the fellas”
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I’m on ur wave rn!!!!
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I showered earlier but ima shower again so I can smell the freshest at this joint lmao! Ima walk right in while everybody else smell like the 20 min they waited outside 😂
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM