EpicMaya
@splattyfatty.bsky.social
I yap. Follow me for more yaps
"show up in your most expensive outfit" AND YOU KICK ME OUT FOR SHOWING UP IN D-DAY GEAR???
June 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"show up in your most expensive outfit" AND YOU KICK ME OUT FOR SHOWING UP IN D-DAY GEAR???
sorry guys, stuart breached containment
May 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
sorry guys, stuart breached containment
to, like, the 2 people who have ever liked any of my posts: i will die for you
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
to, like, the 2 people who have ever liked any of my posts: i will die for you
so i can drive at 17, and i can drink at 18, but i can't do them together?
WHAT'S THE POINT IN NEEDING TO UNLOCK THEM THEN????
WHAT'S THE POINT IN NEEDING TO UNLOCK THEM THEN????
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
so i can drive at 17, and i can drink at 18, but i can't do them together?
WHAT'S THE POINT IN NEEDING TO UNLOCK THEM THEN????
WHAT'S THE POINT IN NEEDING TO UNLOCK THEM THEN????
my dog just opened his cage, please help, he's learning
March 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my dog just opened his cage, please help, he's learning
me: *complains about people calling me bro, dude, etc*
also me: "you go girl", "bitch", "girl, ____"
also me: "you go girl", "bitch", "girl, ____"
March 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
me: *complains about people calling me bro, dude, etc*
also me: "you go girl", "bitch", "girl, ____"
also me: "you go girl", "bitch", "girl, ____"
cable management? don't know them
March 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
cable management? don't know them
it's great when 5 minutes into dming a campaign i need to pull out the gulag, y'know, just in case the players act up
March 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
it's great when 5 minutes into dming a campaign i need to pull out the gulag, y'know, just in case the players act up
i remember once trying to upload a couple images to discord, and it exceeded the file size limit, so i was like "ok, I'm gonna just send less images." but it still wouldn't send, so i looked at the file sizes.
WHY WAS ONE OF THESE JPGS 14 MEGABYTES????
WHY WAS ONE OF THESE JPGS 14 MEGABYTES????
March 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
i remember once trying to upload a couple images to discord, and it exceeded the file size limit, so i was like "ok, I'm gonna just send less images." but it still wouldn't send, so i looked at the file sizes.
WHY WAS ONE OF THESE JPGS 14 MEGABYTES????
WHY WAS ONE OF THESE JPGS 14 MEGABYTES????
where the fuck are they going to send these lads???
February 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
where the fuck are they going to send these lads???
it's glerf or glothin'
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it's glerf or glothin'
so it turns out ddr doesn't stand for dance dance revolution, it stands for deutchland democratic republic and i'm gonna go scream now k thanks bye
January 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
so it turns out ddr doesn't stand for dance dance revolution, it stands for deutchland democratic republic and i'm gonna go scream now k thanks bye
ok, but why did the skyward sword pose go so hard here?
January 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
ok, but why did the skyward sword pose go so hard here?
my proposal for world peace: set up these tables on every land border
January 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
my proposal for world peace: set up these tables on every land border
it's saturday, you know what that means
✨️*thomson's gazelle render*✨️
✨️*thomson's gazelle render*✨️
January 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
it's saturday, you know what that means
✨️*thomson's gazelle render*✨️
✨️*thomson's gazelle render*✨️
chat it's faunover
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 PM
chat it's faunover
I've been worldbuilding for about a year straight, and here's the weird things i look back at
-for some reason my rulers were either tyrants or really chill, no in between
-THE TIMELINE IS SO SHIT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE IS PERMANENTLY FUCKED
-wtf does "sacred death" mean
-for some reason my rulers were either tyrants or really chill, no in between
-THE TIMELINE IS SO SHIT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE IS PERMANENTLY FUCKED
-wtf does "sacred death" mean
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I've been worldbuilding for about a year straight, and here's the weird things i look back at
-for some reason my rulers were either tyrants or really chill, no in between
-THE TIMELINE IS SO SHIT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE IS PERMANENTLY FUCKED
-wtf does "sacred death" mean
-for some reason my rulers were either tyrants or really chill, no in between
-THE TIMELINE IS SO SHIT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE IS PERMANENTLY FUCKED
-wtf does "sacred death" mean
my friends ask me how i draw so well, i tell them what i do and they're like "ok, I'm gonna do exactly everything but that" and they still complain that they can't draw well, bitch i am trying my best to help you 😭
November 30, 2024 at 2:16 PM
my friends ask me how i draw so well, i tell them what i do and they're like "ok, I'm gonna do exactly everything but that" and they still complain that they can't draw well, bitch i am trying my best to help you 😭
one time i tried to say "women <3" but i instead said "wonan <3" and now i say it like an animal crossing catchphrase
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
one time i tried to say "women <3" but i instead said "wonan <3" and now i say it like an animal crossing catchphrase
i hate everything going digital. like, i want the THING, please let me hold a THING, i won't like your product unless it's a THING in my HANDS. i want to have no space and just have THINGS everywhere to the point that i can't go anywhere without seeing the THING that can also be digital
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
i hate everything going digital. like, i want the THING, please let me hold a THING, i won't like your product unless it's a THING in my HANDS. i want to have no space and just have THINGS everywhere to the point that i can't go anywhere without seeing the THING that can also be digital