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SPFL Premiership news, discussion and banter... and a wee bit of other stuff as well.
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I love the Scottish football community [entire reason I started on twitter 15 years ago] ..even tho the rivalries are fierce and we don't always agree.. we are actually quite a tight-knit bunch. sad that I felt I had to move the feed but hope we can build a strong platform here
Haiti are the new Costa Rica/Iran/Peru
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Haiti are the new Costa Rica/Iran/Peru
Brazil
Morocco
Scotland
Haiti
Its a really tough group. Haiti we should beat but Brazil and Morocco will be extremely hard to say the least. Morocco are a very very good side
Morocco
Scotland
Haiti
Its a really tough group. Haiti we should beat but Brazil and Morocco will be extremely hard to say the least. Morocco are a very very good side
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Brazil
Morocco
Scotland
Haiti
Its a really tough group. Haiti we should beat but Brazil and Morocco will be extremely hard to say the least. Morocco are a very very good side
Morocco
Scotland
Haiti
Its a really tough group. Haiti we should beat but Brazil and Morocco will be extremely hard to say the least. Morocco are a very very good side
absolute bitch of a group cos it means theres a good chance we get another European team from the play-offs
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
absolute bitch of a group cos it means theres a good chance we get another European team from the play-offs
we’re going into C with Brazil and Morrocco by the looks of it
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
we’re going into C with Brazil and Morrocco by the looks of it
Group B looks good for us.. that would be a nice one to land in
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Group B looks good for us.. that would be a nice one to land in
i haven’t cringed this hard since Alan Partridge #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i haven’t cringed this hard since Alan Partridge #worldcupdraw
Rod Stewart would have had this draw done by now and it would have been infinitely more entertaining
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rod Stewart would have had this draw done by now and it would have been infinitely more entertaining
Canada, Australia and New Zealand would be a nice group for Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Canada, Australia and New Zealand would be a nice group for Scotland
This World Cup draw is the most pathetic piece of nonsense i’ve ever seen in my life. now there is a special peace award made up especially to massage Trump’s fragile ego. incidentally whilst he’s preparing to attack Venezuela.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This World Cup draw is the most pathetic piece of nonsense i’ve ever seen in my life. now there is a special peace award made up especially to massage Trump’s fragile ego. incidentally whilst he’s preparing to attack Venezuela.
telly aff.. this has been fucking atrocious. Liechtenstein will beat us on Monday. laughing stock
June 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
telly aff.. this has been fucking atrocious. Liechtenstein will beat us on Monday. laughing stock
we are soooo bad. i thought the Greece game was about as low as we could get but this is an absolutely riddy of a performance against a shite team
June 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
we are soooo bad. i thought the Greece game was about as low as we could get but this is an absolutely riddy of a performance against a shite team
the Scotland defence is absolutely comical
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the Scotland defence is absolutely comical
not exactly new news but Grant Hanley is utter dug shite. the fact he starts for Scotland says everything about the state of our defence
June 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
not exactly new news but Grant Hanley is utter dug shite. the fact he starts for Scotland says everything about the state of our defence
we don’t have a hope in hell of qualifying for the world cup.
June 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
we don’t have a hope in hell of qualifying for the world cup.
Beaton got that right.. red card. thought originally the Hearts defender in the middle ‘might’ be getting round but replay showed Keskinen was away
April 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Beaton got that right.. red card. thought originally the Hearts defender in the middle ‘might’ be getting round but replay showed Keskinen was away
worst performance by a Scotland side in years.. if you add the 2nd half of the game in Greece its the worst game and a half. truly awful performance. don’t want to hear any excuses
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
worst performance by a Scotland side in years.. if you add the 2nd half of the game in Greece its the worst game and a half. truly awful performance. don’t want to hear any excuses
Hanley.. McLean.. Ralston should never play another game for Scotland. and Robertson by the way is well overdue a good performance. McGinn shite, Christie shite, Gilmour shite.
March 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hanley.. McLean.. Ralston should never play another game for Scotland. and Robertson by the way is well overdue a good performance. McGinn shite, Christie shite, Gilmour shite.
Steve Clarke’s time is up for me.. that was a shit performance. I’m not a knee-jerk kind of person but we need a new approach imo.
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Steve Clarke’s time is up for me.. that was a shit performance. I’m not a knee-jerk kind of person but we need a new approach imo.
this performance by Scotland is a consequence of Clarke’s loyalty to average players and reluctance to make significant changes. the 2nd half in Greece should have been all the warning he needed
March 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this performance by Scotland is a consequence of Clarke’s loyalty to average players and reluctance to make significant changes. the 2nd half in Greece should have been all the warning he needed
why isn’t Steve Clarke making changes now.. its shit or bust now at 3-0. change something
March 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
why isn’t Steve Clarke making changes now.. its shit or bust now at 3-0. change something
that’s absolutely pathetic Scotland.. absolutely pathetic.
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
that’s absolutely pathetic Scotland.. absolutely pathetic.
to summarise that first 45 mins… defensively shite can’t finish 🏴🇬🇷
March 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
to summarise that first 45 mins… defensively shite can’t finish 🏴🇬🇷
Fenerbache are absolutely woeful. don’t know how they’ve got to this stage of the competition.. maybe speaks to the overall quality of the competition in general
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fenerbache are absolutely woeful. don’t know how they’ve got to this stage of the competition.. maybe speaks to the overall quality of the competition in general
whenever i watch the champions league later stages and deciding who to root for it always like .. “which one do i hate least?” ..can’t stand any of these ‘big’ clubs tbh
March 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
whenever i watch the champions league later stages and deciding who to root for it always like .. “which one do i hate least?” ..can’t stand any of these ‘big’ clubs tbh
spoke a bit to soon. worldie of a finish by Nisbet.. who is really coming into form again
early days but Queens Park are giving a really good account of themselves in the cup again v Aberdeen.
March 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
spoke a bit to soon. worldie of a finish by Nisbet.. who is really coming into form again