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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

and now they've all left town, the optics are so bad as the suffering begins to hit magas

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

Old hand bruise (punches card in time clock, picks up lunchbox) Well that's it for me, I'm outta here

New hand bruise: Hi, is this where I punch in

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

Old hand bruise (punches card in time clock, picks up lunchbox) Well that's it for me, I'm outta here

New hand bruise: Hi, is this where I punch in

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

Old hand bruise (punches card in time clock, picks up lunchbox) Well that's it for me, I'm outta here

New hand bruise: Hi, is this where I punch in

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

out: ETTD

in: ETTLTTB

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

Old hand bruise (punches card in time clock, picks up lunchbox) Well that's it for me, I'm outta here

New hand bruise: Hi, is this where I punch in?

Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 9h

Forgetting that you already went to the doctor seems like something to go see the doctor about.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Trump to get a 'routine yearly' medical check-up — his second in 6 months

The White House said Trump would be at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and undergo a checkup after a planned meeting with service members in the facility.

www.nbcnews.com

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 8h

Old hand bruise (punches card in time clock, picks up lunchbox) Well that's it for me, I'm outta here

New hand bruise: Hi, is this where I punch in?

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

no, my vocabulary is insufficiquate

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

google night watchman: hey guys, so many people looking up polyglot right now

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

The only thing on fire in Portland...is the dance floor

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15h

Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

The only thing on fire in Portland...is the dance floor

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

oh man those 4 drunkards in the inflatable costumes dancing around also set the entire city on fire and created bombed out people? sounds really bad, are those drunkards still on a rampage dancing to music

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

I wonder how many republican senate and house members are doing some soul searching right now whether or not to quit the party and sit as an indepen - ha ha ha what the hell am I thinking

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 9h

I'll say it again - Johnson was frozen in a cryogenic tank back in 1953 and then thawed out by republican scientists just a few years ago

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 10h

You would think magas would band together to help Kid Rock play bigger venues, but nope, he's just on the bill with a dozen others in Rock the Country tour with the tagline "10 small towns, 10 massive shows"

I guess he sells enough XXXXXL shirts to magas to keep himself happy, no album in 3 years

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 11h

There should be a flop sweat o meter whenever Johnson is in front of cameras

Guy looks super stressed, it's hilarious

He's getting more flop-sweatier by the day!

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 11h

Oh man so this woman was dating a guy from Italy or Germany from the late 1920s/early 30s?

That guy is over 120 years old, he won't be hard to catch in a foot chase

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 11h

ha ha ha look at those Andy Ngo trash books beside Rosas

Ngo wants trump to sign them so so so so badly to make his life complete

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 11h

The irony of trump charging someday with mishandling classified information is larger than the known universe

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 11h

It's hilarious how they're all so jacked up on Antifa this and Antifa when they can't name a single member of it

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 14h

ha ha ha trump has no idea what habeas corpus means

chef's kiss of ignorance for the president of the United States

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spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 14h

Every journalist in that room should be fired for not asking WHICH 7 WARS DID YOU SETTLE, NAME THE 7 WARS

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 14h

trump has no clue what to do to solve the conflict, he just bullshits a nothing answer, just tap-dancing doing the trump shuffle, trying to sound intelligent

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 14h

ha ha ha trump is so lazy he hasn't bothered to learn a single thing about what's happening

has no clue what the question even means, doesn't know what a healthcare subsidy is

that he STILL believes someone seeking asylum means they're coming from an insane asylum is just such a chef's kiss

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Trump: "Democrats want to approve healthcare for illegals coming into our country, many of them coming from prisons and mental institutions and drug dealers. We don't want that for our people because that's gonna destroy the healthcare that we already have. We'd like to make Obamacare better."

spleenofoblivion.bsky.social @spleenofoblivion.bsky.social · 14h

ha ha ha trump is so lazy he hasn't bothered to learn a single thing about what's happening

has no clue what the question even means, doesn't know what a healthcare subsidy is

that he STILL believes someone seeking asylum means they're coming from an insane asylum is just such a chef's kiss