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splinterhamato.bsky.social
rat dad
@splinterhamato.bsky.social
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hey im rat dad I love cosplay & animating/editing but I mostly tweet anime bullshit. Asuka amv guy. Masters degree in Sephiroth (not joking). Leftist.
Largely transformers & ffxiv. Also jayvik
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transgender therapy oughgh
meme photo of a white cat crying extremely pathetically and wetly
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Experiencing odd phenomena at the bus stop. Every 90 seconds or so, the crosswalk button that usually just beeps and tells you when to cross the street is emitting a loud robotic voice that says “CHANGE. PASSWORD”. I was unaware crosswalks had passwords
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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A tan rat giving another rat, who is sleeping on its back, a hug. This is me & u
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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it’s getting dire
An absolutely ADORABLE tiny brown gift bag given to me by two tiny sisters in my class. It has “Teacher Celcy” written on it in green marker in a child’s darling handwriting. There was clearly some serious deliberation and confusion that went into that first C, because there’s a straight line underneath it like she was going to write a K before being tragically led astray.
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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The infamous s logo from the cover of shin megami tensei nocturne that says “Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series”
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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HAPPY STARGAZE SATURDAY old bizarre video of Vashie telling Knives what he wants for Christmas to celebrate
January 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Mood board for the guy who is currently changing all the wires attached to me and giving me medical instructions at the hospital
Slighty blurry low resolution photo of a supremely New Jersey individual, wearing sunglasses, a black jersey, a long chain around his neck and big sparkly bracelets and watches. He’s manspreading on a white couch on a balcony outdoors and making finger guns at the camera. The couch might also have gold chains on it?? I think he’s mimicking a promotional photo from the jersey shore tv show. This man is probably Italian American A man standing on a sidewalk in front of a random navy suv. He’s leaning over posing like he’s Very Cool and pointing with both hands at a space in the empty air in front of him about a foot from his torso. He’s wearing a black tracksuit, sunglasses, gold chains, and a black bucket hat. He’s a white guy with a short trimmed beard/stubble thing going on. This is the closest visual approximation of exactly what my nurse is currently wearing, sans bucket hat. Also my guy’s track suit stripes are white. This guy looks very Russian instead of New Jersey Italian but it’s hard to find pics of what I’m looking for by just googling “black track suit gold chains Jersey shore” and “average New Jersey man”. This guy is wearing a navy blue tracksuit with red and white stripes and Nike logos. He has the kind of sneakers on that people probably collect. He has an abundance of gold chains. He’s smoking a cigarette and holding what might be two vapes?? Or one vape and one tiny bottle of liquor? I dunno. He is very white and has cropped blonde hair. My guy is brunette, and is obviously not smoking or holding vapes/alcohol because he is literally working in a hospital while wearing this
January 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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in hysterics over this comment on the youtube video for this song
Screenshot of the YouTube video title and info box (traditionally known as the doobly-doo) for the song “Wolf Parade- I’ll Believe In Anything”. The highlighted comment reads “WE’RE GOING TO THE COTTAGE WITH THIS ONE” with two big red double exclamation point emojis, as if the cottage is the Grammys or something
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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CRYING??????
The voice chat channel of a discord server. Jacob says “doing this to quin’a to fix the wifi” with a picture of a YouTube video thumbnail entitled “I Applied HIGH VOLTAGE to Electric Toys! #10 (DANGEROUS)” with an image of a weird quadruped yellow labubu grinning deviously while hooked up to a voltage meter thing. Three people reacted with sobbing emojis. Nine responds “opne of electrope’s many uses”, which got two side eye emojis in response. Nine then edited the screenshot to be hot pink with long green hair like quin’a, and I when I saw it I scrumpt out loud The beautiful image Nine made. An edited screenshot of a YouTube video called “I Applied HIGH VOLTAGE to Electric Toys! #10 (DANGEROUS)”, where the thumbnail shows a fucked up quadruped labubu smiling devilishly while hooked up to some kind of electrocution device. The labubu has now been recolored to be hot pink and have long green hair, resembling my FFXIV warrior of light, Quin’a. This is a masterpiece
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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woah… it’s one of the ascians….
A silver Volvo hatchback car with a license plate that reads “LTTL BUS”
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Lv 1 unnamed Steinbock from FFXIV facing front snout closeup. Snorf snorf
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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painted my mom’s cat for her for christmas
A painting I did of my parents’ cat that I painted for my mother for christmas. It’s a realistic portrait of a big fluffy brown and black Maine Coon (or possibly Norwegian forest cat? We don’t know, she’s a rescue) cat. She’s sitting with her back to the viewer and looking coquettishly at the viewer. She has bright green eyes. The portrait has a cheerful yellow background, and the canvas is shaped like a fancy mirror, the kind that’s an oval with rounded corners superimposed on it. There are two clusters of paper flowers on opposing corners in the upper right and lower left. The flowers are yellow roses and blue and purple hydrangeas. The cat also has one yellow rose tucked under her ear. At the bottom it says “RAGAMUFFIN”, the name of the beast in question. It’s laying on a wicker table because that’s where I painted it while watching a lot of old defunctland
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I don’t know if any image in the last ten years has had as much of an impact on my daily speech as this one
Black and white manga panel of an old bald man with a mustache and a beard looking deeply concerned and saying “That’s scary…. I don’t know….”. I know I’m supposed to read the right bubble first and then the left but I never think of this pic in full manga context so I’m always like “that’s scary I dunno”
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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It’s such an honor to have so many people write fanfictions about my WOL, my wife’s WOL, and their mutual malewife G’raha Tia. So touched to have so many fans
Screenshot of the AO3 tag for “1 - 20 of 245 Works in Elphaba Thropp/Fiyero Tigelaar/Galinda Upland”. If you squint your eyes correctly it says “Aoibhe Fomoire/G’raha Tia/Quin’a Sarkset”, trust
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Keeping company until the end
A large number of Warriors of Light standing in the snow in Coerthas, some sitting by a fire, some astride their own antelopes, all looking fondly at the Lv1 REDACTED unnamed antelope deer on her last night alive. We love her so much
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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the wumpy
our good friend Lv1 REDACTED staring directly into the camera, as I, a hot pink miqo, side astride my own antelope deer in the background. We are in the lovely snowy landscape of Coerthas.
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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KNDJDKDKD I WOULD BE HONORED if u could work my user name in there super goofily with the name of the original poet (Laura Gilpin) like this or in some similar joke-y fashion that would be great too
Screenshot from the office of the main character, Michael Scott, looking thoughtfully to the right with his chin rested on his hand as if he is a great philosopher. On a whiteboard behind him, he has written the humorously double-attributed quote ““You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” -Micheal Scott” with the original author’s name super small and own name super big. It’s peak
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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But tonight Lv1 is alive and in the west
highlands with his herd. It is a perfect
winter evening: the moon rising over
the ice fields, the snow in the wind.
And as he stares into the skybox, there
is 1/50th as much health as usual.
The Lv1 redacted deer standing at night in the snow in front of the mountains and the moon.
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Tomorrow when SE finds this
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
The Lv1 redacted deer staring at the camera at night in the snow.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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queued into the new frontlines entirely by accident
Screenshot of the in game chat box in final fantasy 14. In grey text it says "You change to bard." Then in orange is the following exchange: Quin'a Sarkset (me): WHERE ARE WE Vyara Ryuji (a friendly stranger): someplace new! Arsene Auclair (elf): brazil
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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we are as brothers, . and I
The rare coerthas Lv1 [REDACTED] deer in the foreground, with me (a mooncat with long green hair and a hot pink outfit) riding on an identical antelope doe hovering in the background. I gaze at the . reverently
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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it's just me and my rare coerthas Lv 1 [REDACTED] against the world
Me (Quin'a, a mooncat miqo'te with long light green hair and a hot pink outfit, standing in the snow next to a funky deer antelope thing which is staring directly into the camera. The deer is labelled "Lv 1" with no creature name. It's insanely low level for this area. This is a beast beyond our mortal ken
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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these are both so funny. I love video games
A screenshot of two bullet points from the “known issues” section of the most recent FFXIV patch notes for patch 7.4. They read: “An issue with Lefleda in Sinus Ardorum wherein the NPC's name is displayed in Japanese. An issue with a voiced cutscene during AAC Heavyweight M3 (Savage) wherein a specific line of NPC dialogue erroneously plays twice in an overlapping fashion.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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hell yeah brother
Urianger, an elf from FFXIV, in their cunty astro outfit from shadowbringers onward, holding up a card in a way that demonstrates the aforementioned Urianger Swag. Yes diva
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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“you can buy me at an amish road stand in lancaster but I was separated from my mother at 6 weeks and not weened correctly so you will always have problems with me”
Bluesky user elfexegete sitting in a cardboard n box in the middle of a kitchen floor. They are wearing their black velvety shawl thing with rainbow constellations that my wife bought for them because it has urianger swag. They look at the camera with baleful blue eyes. None of their limbs are visible inside the box. The look in their eyes is that of a placid dairy cow, or perhaps a serene elderly Saint Bernard
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM