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splitopenandmelt.bsky.social
@splitopenandmelt.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Would
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You must watch Detroiters!
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
GTFO
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The correct answer is mustard
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lotta folks wish they had duke tobin's job security
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We're going to browntown!
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
normalize DONALD CHUMP
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mfer sold his soul to the devil for so long he’s tryna trip his way back to it
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s gonna be a shot of raw milk isn’t it
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Would
July 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Greenland"
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM