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Kisunla
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jensen Huang has been spending too much time playing Fallout
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
like silicon valley I also believe brutalism should’ve been nuked at it’s inception
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nobody is really seeming to get this post is about framing huh
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
it really makes me feel whole knowing that not even the speaker of the house is safe from cyberbullying 💜
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Woke 2 features our very own Air Bud
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Adam Peters rubbing his hands together with excitement
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m sorry what rumors have you heard Grok??
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hi Jo Ann!

I do not work for The Onion, but I also do not think that they will be able to give you much help here.

I found this email on their orders support page, it might be more useful to email them here:

[email protected]
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was genuinely floored by how right they got it. It wasn’t a flubbed loose understanding, they really do understand the issues at hand and how to make them known through satire
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
youth here, me personally I’d rather drink in the comfort of my home than risk driving under the influence should I choose to go out to drink.

A few beers at a bar with friends doesn’t really compare to a few beers at the apartment with friends. It’s just cheaper too!
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Alex Karp has the crashing out part down, Palantir remade for gooning in 2026?
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Those two (+the other two) are going to posture themselves as the most trustworthy people in the GOP going forward.

I am sure they have found their offramp from Trump as the “saviors of the Republican party” by being the first four to vote with the Dems against him.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
man I love 50501 and altgov larpers
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You really are the only guy with a legit finger on the pulse of the voting populaces. Most pollsters and analysts accept lazy answers to explain trends but I appreciate that you always dig deeper.

50+1 has been really really great too as a SIN reader.
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
it took them so long to get there that theyre all afraid of it never coming back to 100k
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Chilis was the lucky chosen viral fad on TikTok for the triple dipper alone. I would not be shocked if this is a majority college and other young adults going to Chilis more often for FOMO reasons.

I’d still like to think the people yearn for sitting in at a restaurant, especially a cheaper option.
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“The free market is prevailing despite the central planners' well-intentioned but misguided tariff policies.”

This is such a kind and backhanded way of saying this.

“Tariff costs (a tax) are having an impact of slowing down economic activity in all sectors.”

This is closer to true feeling lol
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve read (not sure how substantiated this is) a prominent trader with a lot of money invested into this has taken their own life. There was a previous incident almost a decade ago when a YouTuber with a massive inventory got banned by Valve and drove his car onto the opposite side of the road.
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM