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The Royal Cumslut
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🔞ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTERS HERE🔞
Pinned
this account is meant for close friends, so until Bluesky adds account locking, my only resource is to block anyone else

im sorry, nothing personal
maybe im being way too annoying
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i had a shower and it occurred to me that this is not the only bathroom kink related thing i wanna draw tbh
i wanna draw more water sports tbh~…….
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 AM
i wanna draw more water sports tbh~…….
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 AM
don’t get a bidet in right here i’ll help you out
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
i wanna become property of a woman much larger than me that calls me cutie
the mood for today is gigantic and gentle ladies
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
CW: mean stuff, pain, gore-ish things
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wanna draw a before and after growth thing with a sub’s jaw getting obliterated on a hyper cock tbh
it was already way too huge at first
second panel would NOT be pretty
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
wanna be a femboyish thing of a kobold with a huge horsecock and get called names when im pinned down
teased...downright bullied about how despite all that i can't/won't really use it because im such a bottom bitch

wanna be a sub with a huge meaty cock and just get bullied about it over and over
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 AM
liking snuff, perma vore, bad ends, disposal

like are you sensing a pattern here?
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
like i don't WANNA make it seem like im one of those people that only wants to horny post and doesn't like talking about politics but the problem is that if i talk about politics ill probably get in trouble given my circumstances
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
i’m impressed i went this long without wanting to kill myself but we are back on square 1 BAY BEEE

god i love my job
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
slap me punch me cut me rend me bite me
try your best to draw my blood, i’ll be cumming my brains out in the process
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i don’t know if i’m cooked but feeling pain is so good
it makes me horny
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i think that reptile woman should work like crocodiles where they keep growing forever with age

so if you see a really huge reptile woman you get a boner because she's huge and also because she's a milf
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
need a woman who to be my captain and runs a really tight ship to praise me for doing good
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
i think they should assign one (1) me (kobold) to every trans girl who just got on prog and is now some sort of eldritch horny beast

just let me at them
let me at them. ill help. LET ME AT THEM.
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
w
would you like
maybe kiss a kobold
and
and call it good
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this is the account where i go to not be normal about Scat

because I love preds who reduce people’s entire life experiences into one hell of an inconvenience for their plumbers

also hoping i’m said plumber
we have No Nut November and in that vein, i’d like to introduce

S’alotta Shit September
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
we have No Nut November and in that vein, i’d like to introduce

S’alotta Shit September
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
adopt a kobold today
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
i like getting praise i think 👉👈
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
PISS~
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
women older than me will never not make me insanely horny
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i try to keep a pretty open mind for kinks and i understand that some things are just not for me

but also at the same time every time i see anything new world order related its just racism or transphobia repackaged
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
why i like incest?

girl i never heard my mom say “I love you” give me a break

IM TRYING HERE
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the kobold yearns for being little
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM