What are you talking about? All (2) of my posts have been on BlueSky this year!

But what if Melissa McCarthy was tormented by things that should not be known and also was getting a little felt?

On a Halloween night, I was driving home & saw a drunk woman fall off the curb. I turned around & spent the next 40mins driving her around until she recognized where she was and took her home. She kept asking why I was helping her and I just told her it was because it looked like she needed help.

::Looks around:: Yeah, I could fuck around here.

For real, tho. I’m ready to make shit. Let collab!