Cringe truth of the day - don’t raw dog the sun.
He’s touched damn near everyone and everything cause he’s been spotted around the world. Hell, even looking at him makes you go blind. Don’t chance any encounters without protection.

Just saw the Minecraft movie

No soda or popcorn on my head
People just cheered and clapped and quoted the movie at key points

It’s definitely an experience
It’s got that kind of late 00’s early 10’s Millennial cringe humor that’s so very stupid it’s funny

I remember when Prius first came out and people were driving super slow to be efficient

I think Nissan Altima drivers caught on because now every used Prius I see on the road is driven like it’s the fastest car on the planet

so how do you like…mean something to anybody?
and they reach out and ask how you are or ask to hang out?
how do you do that?
the only time i get to hang out with anyone is if i ask…
it makes me feel completely and totally ~tolerated~

I am the world’s Valentine

For those affected or know someone affected by California’s wildfires:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Merry Christmas!