Arthur Spooner
@spooner.bsky.social
Crotchety old guy living in my daughter's basement.
But I don't wanna sign up for Hulu again!
October 12, 2023 at 8:06 PM
But I don't wanna sign up for Hulu again!
How do you make friends on this thing because it ain't working.
September 29, 2023 at 12:18 PM
How do you make friends on this thing because it ain't working.
Say Bluesky like brewski and it'll all get better.
September 28, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Say Bluesky like brewski and it'll all get better.
I vote Libertarian because I'm pro libraries.
September 26, 2023 at 7:50 PM
I vote Libertarian because I'm pro libraries.
Y'all gone make me lose my mind up in here.
September 26, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Y'all gone make me lose my mind up in here.
Attack of the Killer Donuts = cool way to spend my Sunday morning.
September 24, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Attack of the Killer Donuts = cool way to spend my Sunday morning.
I just love bad special effects.
September 20, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I just love bad special effects.
You never know when that thing you're reheating in the microwave is going to explode.
September 20, 2023 at 12:29 PM
You never know when that thing you're reheating in the microwave is going to explode.
It all starts with censorship.
September 20, 2023 at 12:13 AM
It all starts with censorship.
How do they know the planets are tilted or not?
September 18, 2023 at 6:54 PM
How do they know the planets are tilted or not?
3 invite codes and 0 friends to give them to.
September 18, 2023 at 12:17 AM
3 invite codes and 0 friends to give them to.
I ate ten huge Brussels sprouts last night and I'm still feeling it. Blood sugar dropped 50 points between dinner and bedtime, so that's good. Still kind of farty though.
September 13, 2023 at 7:45 PM
I ate ten huge Brussels sprouts last night and I'm still feeling it. Blood sugar dropped 50 points between dinner and bedtime, so that's good. Still kind of farty though.
I need to play catchup tonight and read two chapters of this library book before they send the book police after me.
September 13, 2023 at 7:38 PM
I need to play catchup tonight and read two chapters of this library book before they send the book police after me.
One-chip challenge is still a thing?
September 6, 2023 at 10:35 AM
One-chip challenge is still a thing?
In honor of all the recent AI hoopla, I watched every single Terminator movie this weekend.
September 5, 2023 at 10:47 AM
In honor of all the recent AI hoopla, I watched every single Terminator movie this weekend.
Sometimes I'll walk by my car and give it a little winky wink like "hey girl."
September 4, 2023 at 10:32 AM
Sometimes I'll walk by my car and give it a little winky wink like "hey girl."
BRING SPORT TRUCKS BACK
September 1, 2023 at 2:20 PM
BRING SPORT TRUCKS BACK
My shapeshifting powers still elude me.
September 1, 2023 at 1:11 PM
My shapeshifting powers still elude me.
There's something wrong with Mitch. Everyone sees it. Why can't they admit it?
September 1, 2023 at 10:35 AM
There's something wrong with Mitch. Everyone sees it. Why can't they admit it?
This place is like the conversation I try to join at parties where everyone ignores me.
August 31, 2023 at 11:58 PM
This place is like the conversation I try to join at parties where everyone ignores me.
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Disabled people exist in society whether you like it or not.
August 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Disabled people exist in society whether you like it or not.
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Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO
August 31, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO
Installed Apple Music. I'm surprised it even works.
August 31, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Installed Apple Music. I'm surprised it even works.
All these Star Wars spinoffs are wearing me thin.
August 28, 2023 at 11:54 AM
All these Star Wars spinoffs are wearing me thin.