Lenny Jai
@sportyjaymez.bsky.social
Lord Zedd's conscience, husband, and father. Collector and lover of wrestling, mma, video games, music & comic cons. #TeamNVME #Jets #Yankees #Knicks #GeekLife
Responding to IT in capital letters when trying to help your ungrateful ass out is automatic ground you’re going to wait. Why someone gotta email you to update your shit three times is beyond me.
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Responding to IT in capital letters when trying to help your ungrateful ass out is automatic ground you’re going to wait. Why someone gotta email you to update your shit three times is beyond me.
My crashout will be valid. I swear to fuck. It’s only January and I’m crazy annoyed as hell.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My crashout will be valid. I swear to fuck. It’s only January and I’m crazy annoyed as hell.
To my elders out there, we don’t care that in 1975 you went to work and the snow was up to your shoulders from dusk to dawn. This is 2026 and if working remote ain’t the “man” thing to do, whatever yo.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
To my elders out there, we don’t care that in 1975 you went to work and the snow was up to your shoulders from dusk to dawn. This is 2026 and if working remote ain’t the “man” thing to do, whatever yo.
Next time someone else is sick, give compassion instead of criticism. It works wonders.
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Next time someone else is sick, give compassion instead of criticism. It works wonders.
2 weekends ago I was laid up and dehydrated and asked to show grace while I recovering. My, my, my. Now the tables have turned.
Who needs the nutmeg now?
Who needs the nutmeg now?
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
2 weekends ago I was laid up and dehydrated and asked to show grace while I recovering. My, my, my. Now the tables have turned.
Who needs the nutmeg now?
Who needs the nutmeg now?
I love how some old folks try to one up people when they know you have an injury. I’ve been having issues with my rotator cuff and it’s getting better. Here comes some old head… well I once dislocated my knee cap, snapped my wrist and had a calcium deposit!
Sir, that’s not the flex you think it is.
Sir, that’s not the flex you think it is.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I love how some old folks try to one up people when they know you have an injury. I’ve been having issues with my rotator cuff and it’s getting better. Here comes some old head… well I once dislocated my knee cap, snapped my wrist and had a calcium deposit!
Sir, that’s not the flex you think it is.
Sir, that’s not the flex you think it is.
Exhaustion… it’s only Tuesday
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Exhaustion… it’s only Tuesday
Trying to recover after a multiple puke sessions, complaining.
Trying to just relax overall, complaining.
God forbid I drop dead. Heh, better off.
Trying to just relax overall, complaining.
God forbid I drop dead. Heh, better off.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Trying to recover after a multiple puke sessions, complaining.
Trying to just relax overall, complaining.
God forbid I drop dead. Heh, better off.
Trying to just relax overall, complaining.
God forbid I drop dead. Heh, better off.
Puked my guts out
Dehydrated as fuck
Can barely keep food in
Gets asked to “show some grace”.
This is why men stop giving a fuck.
Dehydrated as fuck
Can barely keep food in
Gets asked to “show some grace”.
This is why men stop giving a fuck.
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Puked my guts out
Dehydrated as fuck
Can barely keep food in
Gets asked to “show some grace”.
This is why men stop giving a fuck.
Dehydrated as fuck
Can barely keep food in
Gets asked to “show some grace”.
This is why men stop giving a fuck.
Laying claim that someone’s disability is a burden and now you having your own physical ailments is karma. You had it coming. Don’t be like that.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Laying claim that someone’s disability is a burden and now you having your own physical ailments is karma. You had it coming. Don’t be like that.
The face I make when someone who spends way too much time trying to always criticize me ends up crashing out because all that frontin came back with a vengeance. You deserve all of the karma.
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The face I make when someone who spends way too much time trying to always criticize me ends up crashing out because all that frontin came back with a vengeance. You deserve all of the karma.
2026 - Calendar flipped. My attitude didn’t.
January 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
2026 - Calendar flipped. My attitude didn’t.
A concept for 2026; Say less.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A concept for 2026; Say less.
People confuse narcissism with being a strong personality but some folks ain’t ready for that convo. I just lurk and laugh. Say it to me instead of about me if ya got the sack to do so.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
People confuse narcissism with being a strong personality but some folks ain’t ready for that convo. I just lurk and laugh. Say it to me instead of about me if ya got the sack to do so.
Felt good taking yesterday and today off. Some days you need a break from everything.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Felt good taking yesterday and today off. Some days you need a break from everything.
Life is short. Tell an elder they’re wrong.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a sign that says uefa champions league .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a sign that says uefa champions league .
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December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Life is short. Tell an elder they’re wrong.
Not being myself has led to exhaustion. Trying to change for the good of things has blown up in my face. I honestly regret ever apologizing and trying to make amends with some folks. It ain’t worth it. Gonna get back to me one way or another.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Not being myself has led to exhaustion. Trying to change for the good of things has blown up in my face. I honestly regret ever apologizing and trying to make amends with some folks. It ain’t worth it. Gonna get back to me one way or another.
Gospel
Baltimore Club Music still goes HAM.
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Gospel
Got together with my fatherhood group for some college football games earlier. A much needed mental boost. Blessed positivity.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got together with my fatherhood group for some college football games earlier. A much needed mental boost. Blessed positivity.
All these strong personalities folk loud until the quiet one lets them have it. Humble yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
All these strong personalities folk loud until the quiet one lets them have it. Humble yourself.
Another Thanksgiving done. Nothing says the holidays like family talking to you like an orderly. You might want to work on yourself before trying to flex in front of others. Food for thought.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Another Thanksgiving done. Nothing says the holidays like family talking to you like an orderly. You might want to work on yourself before trying to flex in front of others. Food for thought.
How clapbacks start. Trying to flex on how I take care of my kid when your kid stay ignoring you. Sweep round ya own door before you try to sweep round mine.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How clapbacks start. Trying to flex on how I take care of my kid when your kid stay ignoring you. Sweep round ya own door before you try to sweep round mine.
I’d be fine just being on chill today
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’d be fine just being on chill today
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving aka put on a brave face day
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving aka put on a brave face day
I’ll be the villain. Fuck it. Watch the throne. Say my name.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ll be the villain. Fuck it. Watch the throne. Say my name.