SpringHeeledJimm
@springheeledjimm.bsky.social
"For sale: gimp suit, never worn." 😢
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"For sale: gimp suit, never worn." 😢
In an arranged marriage, this is what they call the dowry. I guess he must be lookin for a MRS Beast!
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
In an arranged marriage, this is what they call the dowry. I guess he must be lookin for a MRS Beast!
I'm so, so sorry Guy. It's such a testament to who she clearly was that so many people who never even met her are coming here to celebrate her life. She was an absolute one-off. All the best to you and your family. Take care. ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm so, so sorry Guy. It's such a testament to who she clearly was that so many people who never even met her are coming here to celebrate her life. She was an absolute one-off. All the best to you and your family. Take care. ❤️
One large lesbian striding towards an even larger lesbian.
September 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One large lesbian striding towards an even larger lesbian.
Truly one of the most epic tondotsgaming moments in Yu-Gi-Oh history
August 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Truly one of the most epic tondotsgaming moments in Yu-Gi-Oh history
Did my first Iron Warrior recently, and naturally, I made him Immortan Joe from Fury Road, but yeah, the hazard stripes are actually nowhere near as annoying as I thought they'd be if you just free-hand them and make them deliberately scratched up, chipped and messy. Reckon you'll do fine!
July 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Did my first Iron Warrior recently, and naturally, I made him Immortan Joe from Fury Road, but yeah, the hazard stripes are actually nowhere near as annoying as I thought they'd be if you just free-hand them and make them deliberately scratched up, chipped and messy. Reckon you'll do fine!
Yeah, absolutely love the photomode in this game. And love the time skip theme! Night City is such a "dream of summers past" kinda place. Always imagine these shots pinned up in some grubby little flat, no one left alive who even remembers when they were taken. All the best with your recovery! 🦷🔨
July 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yeah, absolutely love the photomode in this game. And love the time skip theme! Night City is such a "dream of summers past" kinda place. Always imagine these shots pinned up in some grubby little flat, no one left alive who even remembers when they were taken. All the best with your recovery! 🦷🔨
if you know what I mean 😉
May 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if you know what I mean 😉
It's pure fantasy. Absolute make-believe. Have they got nothing better to do?
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's pure fantasy. Absolute make-believe. Have they got nothing better to do?
Damn, Wrestlemania is getting crazier every year!
April 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Damn, Wrestlemania is getting crazier every year!
almost, kinda looks like...
April 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
almost, kinda looks like...
the last thing an OAP sees after spilling their third carton of milk in two minutes
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
the last thing an OAP sees after spilling their third carton of milk in two minutes
Anti-Woke Baby is gonna be an answer in one of Owen's 'Christmas Best Seller' quizzes in a few years.
March 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Anti-Woke Baby is gonna be an answer in one of Owen's 'Christmas Best Seller' quizzes in a few years.
Honestly, it was very deliberate on my part and I'm not going to apologise for it.
March 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Honestly, it was very deliberate on my part and I'm not going to apologise for it.
If only there was a great piece of art about the perils of chasing the ghosts of yesterday and fruitlessly recreating past loves that we ourselves ultimately destroyed... oh wait...
February 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If only there was a great piece of art about the perils of chasing the ghosts of yesterday and fruitlessly recreating past loves that we ourselves ultimately destroyed... oh wait...
Honestly, after this, they could make it a fiver and I'm still not fucking paying for it
January 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Honestly, after this, they could make it a fiver and I'm still not fucking paying for it
yeah yeah that was me, I'm the one who bullied them into it
January 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
yeah yeah that was me, I'm the one who bullied them into it
Lipless Granny hammering the dislike button 😬
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Lipless Granny hammering the dislike button 😬
Fought the urge to make a giant, buff Qunari lady for all of ten seconds and then just went straight to work, haha!
December 5, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Fought the urge to make a giant, buff Qunari lady for all of ten seconds and then just went straight to work, haha!
Was supremely pleased with my Rook. Absolutely voguing on everything in sight.
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Was supremely pleased with my Rook. Absolutely voguing on everything in sight.
Sat on the toilet reading this, sobbing.
November 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Sat on the toilet reading this, sobbing.
"The world of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is a 1980s National Geographic Magazine gatefold photograph of a Jeff VanderMeer hallucination." This piece was absolutely phenomenal! So excited to finally play this mad thing.
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
"The world of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is a 1980s National Geographic Magazine gatefold photograph of a Jeff VanderMeer hallucination." This piece was absolutely phenomenal! So excited to finally play this mad thing.